If you can't detect my sarcasm, your problem.

“TARA!! Babycakes!! Sugar!!! It’s been far too long darling, where on spaceship were you?? You know how much I feel lonely when you’re not around?? No one to prank others with!!”

“REGINALD!!! My sweet chocolate Cornflakes! Where I was?? But of course..” she went next to Reg, smirking like a troll “I was stalking Jar’s action with Jinn and the others... AAAAAND planning out a way of how teasing people around here! My next victim? Guess who could be!” 

Her chuckle can’t be stopped, is too amazed from this.. even tho sooner or later she will receive a fucking fridge right in the face.

“TARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

“I ALREADY KNOW THAT MY NAME IS FABULOUS! BUT NOT THAT DAMN FRIDGE!!!”

@icharibaxchode @malika-carnelian @portalipsis @shootsforfirst

Nailed it.

“Saw the enigmist? No, I don’t believe I’ve seen that. Why do you ask?” Porthos was willing to troll Sid, but at what cost? How far would they go? It’s not like Sid did much beyond being generally annoying. “What’s the plan?” 

“Because I had some great inspiration, but since you don’t know about it.. let me show you a good parody” and then here Tara goes, taking her mobile computer, searching the video in mind. And then... “Look at this!”

“Doc? You mean that pathetic excuse for scrap metal? Sure, sounds good.” Porthos cracks his knuckles. “So how do we get under that sheet metal? I say we tie him up underwater and…maybe that’s too far…hmmm…Picking on him is good too.” 

“Mh-mh-mh-mh” and another sly grin comes along a little low laugh “Tell me.. have you ever watched a movie called Saw the enigmist?”

Gladly ignores her for the whole day, he’s gonna stay at the medbay.

And she will Gladly stay inside the medbay with him, waiting the moment when he will say something or kick her in the butt. That’s will be a win the same!

“A PHANTOM- BEGONE!”

Ok... That hurts- Specially for the smack received on the face "A very well flashy and touchable phantom indeed..."

A deep chuckle escaped his lips, “Same ol’ Tara, never stop picking on the crew members, hu? So, who was your victim this time?” Oh, he knew very well, he knew she loves to play pranks on the others. “Watch something together? Like a date?” He teased, “Sure, I don’t mind, what do you have in mind though?”

"You know I only wants to spread the love in my own way~" replied Tara with an enjoyed smirk "My victims" even in plural!" were some of the humans working on the management system. I mean.. they pranked me and I totally walked around all naked, that was unnecessary, they could've just ask" a chickle, yeah.. just ask, and having definitely the worst turn of the events! "A date?" she winked "now now, are you looking forward for something like that from me? I'm surprised" ... Tara, by teasing him, you'll be defeated- "Mmm I thought to watch some horror movies or fantasy ones, like The Hobbit, Lord of the ring and such" she mumbled

“Hey now, let’s not pick on the kid.” Chuckling as he crosses his arms over his chest. “So, what brings you here? You didn’t come here to just flick me on the face did you?” 

"Mmm.. you're right. It's not that funny picking on her if I can't hear the complaining voice" such a teasing glitch she is- "No indeed, I was asking if you'd like to watch something together~, I noticed that lately I was too much by my own and less with you" Let's be honest, Tara was busy into pranking the crew and be pranked.

“I should be the one saying that to you, didn’t you hurt your hand doing that? I’m not exactly made out of the skin like humans you know?”

"No? Since I used my prothesis and not the other hand" showing it up in front of him "My name is not Malika, I know which hand to use for not hurting myself~"