Shoofy

i very strongly dislike when i see a video that starts with like “if you have a chronic illness comment something that’s helped you” and then i get excited to talk about how this stray cat that i’m trying to help has been motivating me to go outside more and then i realize it’s sponsored and they’re trying to sell me something STOP TRYING TO SELL ME THINGSSSSS

i’ve been getting funnier lately, must be the trauma of discovering that your body is very broken

Gonna start hitting everyone who assumes that I’m a teenager with my cane. Fuck you, i am a grandma wrapped in 24 year old skin.

just want to let everyone know i went to 20 sided tavern in chicago a couple weeks ago when Erika Ishii was a guest on the show. I was in the front row with my fiancée and my girlfriend. There was a part of the show where the audience was throwing these balls at targets that the cast was holding, and there was a moment where Erika looked me in the eye and adjusted the target so that i could hit it easier, and i think i died of gay panic for a second. I think she also said something to/at me but i did not hear what it was (there was a lot of shouting by the cast and audience during this part lmao). Anyways be jealous of me internet, i have had a small “interaction” with a dropout cast member and i have been riding this high for two weeks!!

i think that growing up with the tinker bell movies made me a polyamorous lesbian

my cat never lets me go to the bathroom alone. if i go to take a piss, he will push the door open cuz it doesn’t close all the way, and he will proceed to either go use his litter box as well or turn and look at the door and lock the fuck in. As if he’s keeping watch. Love my little guy