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Here we go again. I just can’t stop thinking about these guys! They have so much potential and so much story to tell, I swear I’d pay whatever amount I have to to be able to see them again. The incorrect quotes have been made by this guy right here.

*Linnet and Zigg sitting in jail together*

Zigg: So, who should we call?

Linnet: I’d call Netero, but I feel safer in jail.

—

Linnet: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million jenny?

Zigg: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.

Netero: You can stab me too, then we’ll have 20 million.

Zigg: Good thinking.

—

Zigg: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Linnet: Wasn’t Netero with you?

Netero: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

—

Netero: HELP! I TOLD LINNET I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!

Zigg, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

—

Netero: Hey Zigg, you got any dating advice for me?

Zigg: Just because I’m married doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

—

Netero: We need a distraction.

Linnet: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Zigg, whispering: My time has come.

—

Netero holding a python: Guys I bought a snake! What do I name him?

Linnet: You did WHAT-

Zigg: William Snakepeare.

—

Zigg: Who thinks I can fit 25 marshmallows in my mouth?

Linnet: You’re a hazard to society.

Netero: And a coward. DO THIRTY.

—

Linnet: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Zigg: *turning to Netero* How tall are you?

—

Linnet: I can’t believe you live near by and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Zigg: You people already know too much about me.

Netero: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

—

Food store worker: Would a Ms. Audoble please come to the front desk?

Linnet, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Food store worker: *points to Zigg and Netero* I believe they belong to you?

Zigg and Netero, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Linnet: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

—

Zigg: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoes, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Linnet: Zigg no.

Netero: Mistlefoe.

Linnet: Please stop encouraging him.

—

Netero: Listen, I can explain…

Zigg: You’re making 500,000 jenny and you’re only gonna pay me 30,000 jenny?

Linnet: You’re getting 30 grand? I’m getting 1,000 jenny!

Tsubone: At least you’re all getting paid.

—

Zigg: *Screams*

Netero: *Screams louder to establish dominance*

Tsubone: Should we do something?

Linnet: No, I want to see who wins.