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"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need better friends

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need to be better friends

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Terry Jones - Life of Brian (1979)

Burned my first CD. Feeling good. Was surprisingly easy, will be doing again and again. And again.

#music #cd #cd burning #physical media #was cleaning and found a bunch of blanks CDs so basically free.

tubastales

soccer really is just a bunch of grown men pretending to fall over

#world cup #GAA would kill them

shoe-def1sh

"I should know who that is.

Anyways.

Back to the world cup final"

Irish commentators.

stotally

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"I should know who that is.

Anyways.

Back to the world cup final"

Irish commentators.

#world cup

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

d1procrasinator

Guys whatever you do, do NOT think about how happy Lars must've been when he first saw Bianca and learned he could finally touch someone without feeling pain, and do NOT think about how devestated and betrayed he felt when he thought she was wanted to leave him and how he thought his only way to feel comforted by the prescence of someone else was leaving him.

Edit: And dont think about how worried Karin was when Lars was actually yelling at Bianca, even when earlier in the film she knew in her heart that he never ever raised his voice.

I said to not think about it.

#lars and the real girl

d1procrasinator

Guys whatever you do, do NOT think about how happy Lars must've been when he first saw Bianca and learned he could finally touch someone without feeling pain, and do NOT think about how devestated and betrayed he felt when he thought she was wanted to leave him and how he thought his only way to feel comforted by the prescence of someone else was leaving him.

Edit: And dont think about how worried Karin was when Lars was actually yelling at Bianca, even when earlier in the film she knew in her heart that he never ever raised his voice.

I said to not think about it.

#lars and the real girl

littleelzey

I love them so so so much

#lars and the real girl

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queenbruv

the thing is that when you decide to watch lars and the real girl all you're gonna know ahead of time is that it's a ryan gosling movie from 2007 about a grown man who orders a sex doll online and treats the doll like it's his real girlfriend. and naturally you'll go "what a strange premise for a romcom! surely this movie will primarily be making jokes at the expense of Guy Who Pretends His Doll Is Real." and then 1.5 hours later you'll be sobbing at your stupid kitchen table about family and community and positive representations of mental illness. and youll go what the fuck just happened to me

#lars and the real girl #halfway through and I'm bawling

derinthescarletpescatarian

Just saw somebody refer to highly disposable collectibles (labubus, funko pops, stuff like that) as "landfillcore" and I'm stealing that.

bananonbinary

#Beanie babies were at least nice toys (via @tallgreenlady)

okay this has actually led me down the rabbit hole of the beanie baby environmental impact, and apparently the big problem is that they used to be stuffed with PVC pellets. the science in all that is REALLY over my head, but from what i can tell from wikipedia and some googling around, that's actually a suuuper nasty plastic to have your little kid potentially gnawing on. like, "may release noxious chemicals and give them lifelong respiration problems" nasty.

granted, the worst case scenario there is mostly from burning them, but you'll never guess what people commonly did after they became landfillcore.

thecolorofthegame

The problem really isn't even the product itself, it's that we treat ravenously buying things like it's just a hobby, when in truth, it's also falling for propaganda and a failure to reduce consumption.

These companies are convincing people to buy as much useless, plastic crap as possible, crap that can't be reused (because it isn't useful in the first place) and won't be recycled (not that recycling them would even do much).

There's nothing wrong with buying things you enjoy; the problem is that the person with a room full of 3000 unopened Funko Pops isn't enjoying the figurines, they're enjoying buying and owning. It's buying things for the sake of buying things, literally the opposite of reducing.

universeleads

Thinking about sashannarcy today.... What if you went through something so traumatic it fundamentally changed you and you are essentially a war veteran for a world that doesn't exist anymore to anyone except for the two people who went through it with you. And then you slowly started losing each other and have to adjust in the real world by yourself, knowing there's no one else in this entire world who can understand what happened to you at the age of 13.

0nkret

The world is a strange place. Stay silent too long and it folds around you, dimming you like a candle swallowed by fog, letting your traces sink beneath layers of dust that no one remembers. You try to speak, because something inside you insists on being heard, yet the world shies away from voices that echo too brightly, too honestly, too close to whatever a soul truly is.

So you shape masks out of quiet nights and borrowed smiles, each one fitting just enough to pass, each one soft enough not to disturb anything. You learn to mute your joy, your strangeness, your colors.

You learn to mute yourself.

Pieces of you fall away like petals in slow motion, just so you can keep moving.

And somewhere along the way, your soul grows quiet, so quiet you almost forget the sound it used to make.

#kpdh #kpop demon hunters

lesbian-from-next-door-too

If Project Hail Mary taught us anything it's that forced romance subplots have ruined movies. Too many stories about guys sacrificing themselves to save girls and not enough movies about guys sacrificing themselves to save their cool rock alien friend.

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champmorado

it's funny to me that while toy story 5 is going on and bonnie is having trouble making friends, andy is probably like two states away and going through hell on earth on indeed.com

#dead.

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