Funniest person ever, trust

and i'm still waiting for a fanfic on ao3 tagged "bottom jackson healy" or "trans jackson healy" to appear 🫩

Maybe u can be the first

I dont watch Star Trek but from my interpretation that was really gay

rewatching the nice guys 2016, as is my custom, and holy shit i forgot how funny their introductions are. healy goes directly from gay towel to are you the man to pink cow note at arms length to harping on someone for being seven (7) dollars short for a job. march goes from clothed in the bathtub to gas station line to (failing at) bribing someone with origami money to (also failing at) punching a window open to hospital. what do you mean this all happens in the first ten minutes. truly thee characters of all time.

i see a lot of "movie rocky was just kind of a freak after being left alone for 50 years" but what abput the far funnier option which is that he was always just a freaky fucking nudist guy and when he was chosen for the trip everyone was like "dude. no. no way. why would you put the guy who wont wear pants in the ship with us. what the hell"

She believes theres good in everyone. Except her lying, scheming, dad.

Last four words were NOT necessary

Holland Marsh i love you