Let Us Make Plowshares From Our Swords

anyway tmi do you guys wanna hear a medical malpractice™ I learned happened to me about a month ago

She's ghostin you but shes goblin me

you have been found guilty of faking a personality disorder for online clout now before we send in the venomous and homophobic snakes would you like your final bong hit to be alaskan thunderfuck or white yoda

Why are the snakes homophobic

cant afford woke snakes

Washing ashore must feel good as fuck

after a lifetime of hearing about aragorn but not reading the books or watching the movies, genuinely nothing could have prepared me for his actual introduction. the hobbits picked this man out of a dumpster. he is a textbook softspoken angst prince and he is covered in dirt and he probably smells so bad. he’s the coolest man alive and is so casual about it. his number one skill is Knowing Where They Are and his number two skill is Having A Horrible Destiny That Torments Him. tolkien got it in one i’m afraid aragorn son of arathorn you are the guy of all time

if i had telepath powers i would tell literally nobody so that i could beam just the most disgusting abusive fantasies about me into others' heads like really the most gut-wrenching exploitative gratuitously violent stuff imaginable for a few hours at a time so that when they decide that there's just something horribly psychologically wrong with them and start dodging my gaze every time we hang out i could hit them with the "hey why have you been avoiding eye contact with me lately? did i do something wrong?" like i don't know that they're seeing me gutted in their hands every time they close their eyes. #cute #justcutethings #cuteaesthetic

Yes I reanimated your corpse to ask- Freud please shut up I just need to- yes we went to space thats not important. Do you know what a MILF is

i have crazy garlic fingers from peeling and chopping garlic cloves yesterday this phenomenon is always fascinating to me because it reminds me that i, too, am made of meat, and therefore i am also susceptible to being seasoned

you can tell a lot about a guy by the stuff you make up in your head about him

"you're really scraping the bottom of the barrel" girl i am living that balsamic life, that's the mommy down there at the bottom.

If you've ever bought a bottle of apple cider vinegar and thought "what's that cloudy stuff at the bottom?", that's the mommy <3

This is also a part of what makes a high quality balsamic, well, high quality. And part of what makes it expensive. Good quality balsamic is all about age, both the age of the batch itself, and the age of the mother that seeds it. Balsamic has to be at least 12 years old, but you can age it much longer, and many places do. As for the mother, that requires literal lifetimes. Some of the oldest balsamic producing families in Modena have mothers that have been kept alive for centuries, passed down through the generations to seed new batches year after year after year, hundreds of years over. The bacterial cultures develop unique and incredible flavors in this time, and you can really taste it in the end product. It's the kind of flavor and quality only age can offer.

we have entered laika's autism zone. u will learn food and cooking facts, whether you want to or not.