The Impossible Is Possible

“Dad, I… Ah”

Hopping on the Vox-meets-human-Alastor train cuz I'm obsessed

Edit:

Alright, alright, here's the fic -> "It Was Just A Joke"

And a continuation of this comic -> right here

And Carmilla is like "Okay so we need to figure out how we're going to forcibly close the portal to heaven— Alastor, you've been very quiet and thinking, do you have an idea?"

And Alastor just looks up at Velvette and gestures towards the figurine very calmly but with a twitching eye and goes "Why do you have this?"

HEL:DPGLPSHKPSGSDPOKO ANON I'M CRYING. can we bring this back into the lucifer commission saga and say lucifer was commissioned by vox to make that figurine. add this on to lucifer deciding to join an overlord meeting just to try and keep more in touch with the sinners and he's like "oh! I made that" and alastor's like "you WHAT" and velvette goes "YOU'RE the one vox commissioned this from??" and alastor's like "vox WHAT??????????" and then they sing a reprise of "you didn't know?"

Alastor:

Vox is insane, Velvette Please tell me that this is a joke What's wrong with his brain, Velvette? Please tell me that he was on coke when he asked the king of hell to make this thing (to Lucifer) just you wait 'till I rip out your wing

Lucifer:

I'm sure there's ways it could be worse.

Velvette:

Trust me it is if you observe.

Alastor:

I will kill him, Velvette.

Carmilla:

Can we just get back to the plan?

Alastor:

No! I'll break his limbs, Velvette. There's no way in hell that I'll sit by and not tape a jar of rats onto his face make them eat their way through that disgrace

Rosie:

Would that even work with screens? (to Lucifer) Why do you make these figurines?

Lucifer:

What are we even talking about??? He paid 50 grand for this art piece. I just did what an artist would do, stop trying to play fun police. Everyone has flaws You know he's a lost cause Don't blame this on me when Vox is the reason I made this commission Who needs your permission? I was just told to design this doll for his Alastor shrine-

Alastor:

Wait- what are you saying, let me get this straight: He has built a damn shrine about me?!

Velvette:

You didn't know? Welp, guess the cat's out of the bag.

Lucifer:

What's the big deal?

Alastor:

Lucifer tell me that you didn't know...

Lucifer:

...this thing was my leverage he held my ducks hostage You have to listen, it was such a hard decision I wanted to save them so I told him back then I'd do what he required

Velvette:

Or maybe he inspired you

Alastor:

Well, you don't know what you have done now I hope you cower back in fear I promise there's nowhere to run now I'll make both of you disappear so Can you see your ship sinking? Just what the fuck were you thinking?

I'm stabbing you 48 times with a kitchen knife Your sanity left you much faster than your ex wife

Rosie:

You'll gamble with your lives if you trample on his pride when you overstep the line you'll both be paying the price

Alastor:

Charlie told me to trust her father...

Velvette:

Him? HA- he should know!

Lucifer:

Don't you see, we've become so close Let's not give up now; be at each other's throats

Velvette:

Don't you act all high and mighty (to Alastor) did you know the king of hell secretly does have a shrine too?

Lucifer:

Velvette, please-

Velvette:

What's wrong? Why hide the fact you're just as pathetic as Vox?

Not very proud of this one, but I’m sick and I feel like absolute shit and I can’t really be bothered to work on it anymore so there u go

Bonus close ups with and without glitch effect

Words cannot express how much I find radiosilence hilarious, but drawings can

I forgot to post this up😅

A big, happy birthday to my beloved Kashi🥳🩶

ive actually fucking tried to google this but i cant find an answer, all i get are fics

where does the whole “five times _____ and one time ____” fic title thing come from??

I know she’s on Dreamwidth. I don’t know if she has an AO3 or not. 

Was it a blessing to have known them? Was it a curse to lose them?