Rebloging stuff

Shizuo: We can't go in, the sign says 18+ Izaya: Wha- Shizuo: There's only 2 of us. Izaya: ... Izaya: ... Izaya: I got you. We'll just invite more people.

Kidnapper: We have your husband. Shizuo: ...Who? Kidnapper: He made us reevaluate all our life choices and we feel really bad so can you come pick him up? Shizuo: No fucking way, you have flea! Kidnapper: I'm going to be a monk.

Shizuo: I had the strangest dream last night. Izaya: what happened in the dream? Shizuo: I dreamt I strangled you to death. That I lived the rest of my life without you. It felt so real... Izaya: *chuckles* Well, now we KNOW it was just a dream. Shizuo: Because I kill you? Izaya: No, I can definitely see you doing that. Shizuo: Then why? Izaya: Because in what universe would you ever choose to live the rest of your life without me?

Shizuo: WHO ATE MY CAKES? I WILL KI- Namie: Izaya ate them. Shizuo: -kiss him and ask if he wants more.

Shizuo: Izaya gave me a “get better soon” card. Celty: That's sweet! Shizuo: I wasn't even sick. He just thought I could do better.

Izaya: *to Shizuo* I hate you. Shizuo: Only minutes ago you said you loved me. Izaya: That, too. I'm great at multitasking.

Shizuo: Are you getting enough sleep? Izaya: Sometimes, when I sneeze, my eyes close. Shizuo: When you what?!

Izaya: Trust me, I have a method to my madness. Shizuo: I don’t trust the method or you.

What if the reasons why izaya hates sweet not only because of the taste, but also his boyfriend is already sold his own soul to sugar...