The Diary of a Part-Time Bearded Lady

*opens a Rothko painting like a door and leaves through it*

That thing where milkmaids were often immunized against small pox because they'd already contracted the weaker cow pox earlier in their lives. That's Tumblr, to me, against whatever the hell social media landscape is happening in 2026.

"TikTok Instagram Youtube-Shorts Share-Your-Whole-Life Influencer Social-Media Online Online Online" it cannot affect me. I was already a weird online 16-year-old all so many years ago. You cannot grab me raw and unfortified with these poisons. I inoculated myself when glomping was a thing. I am still on Tumblr making text poasts.

i straight up do not respect your media opinions if you can't let harry potter go

Truely the bar is on the ground. No one is asking you to rewrite history and pretend you never liked it. Just stop giving that hateful woman money.

shout out to the little monk in each of my cells that transcribes my DNA by candle light

My parasite says i cant do that anymore sorry

My parasite says i have to go

imposter syndrome is so funny like fuuuuck i hope nobody finds out im tricking people into thinking im competent by knowing things and doing them

i truly believe that short form content has ruined us forever but it's whatever

can my parents stop headcanoning me with something not accurate to the canon lore

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