Shitty StyleForum Fits

A special entry for this terrific blumbler: Claghorn himself, from the Tailored Clothing/Men’s Clothing/Closeted Homosexual part of Shitty StyleForum. This fit screams 2011, when everyone was peacocking on each other’s faces, but few were doing it well. This fit would have not made the cut. It is difficult enough to pull off 4 patterns, but when one of the items you are wearing is an electric blue 3-roll-2 peak lapel monstrosity, well... you’re down 10 points to start the game. Add to that the imperfect collar (and, really, it is quite hideous), turd brown tie, and shitty pocket square (red... with pink? HAHAHA) and you have the recipe for a look that says “I enjoy it when a bum offers me money to toss his salad.” Truly a 0/10 effort here. A herculean effort to look terrible. 

Look at this Mr. Moo looking motherfucker. Even has the shitty jean-fit and atrocious pant roll down. Next time just wear shitty shorts and a thrifted sport coat and you’ll be the next Mr. Take-a-shit-on-me. And fix that pavement, you ruthless cockgobbler. 

This guy looking like Mandy Sellars. Sweet Jesus, bro, that is horrendous. Take that weak ass beanie and those Where’s Gay Waldo glasses and shove them up your ass. 

My goodness, what big tits you have, unbelragazzo. I’m sure that colabear and conceptual4est can take turns sucking on those luscious 36B mantits while you take hundreds of photos of yourself strolling through another loathsome alley in Italy. They should rename you to Bigtits Uomo and make a bronze statue of you, so many pigeons can shit on it. 

Well, lookie here. If it isn’t a delicious turd sandwich with horrendous layering acting as the bread, and an outfit only a mother could love as the meat. What the fuck are these guys thinking, exactly? Is that a deer on your dick, thatoneguy? Jesus that is a horrendous shirt and possibly the ugliest jacket collar since brad-t bought that snakeskin monstrosity from the Asian Bonnie and Clyde - Drew Keith and Charly Thickbottom. Safari Faggot and Captain What The Fuck Am I Even Doing round out this trio of tryhard ugly. Will StyleForum ever fail to provide a tremendous collection of horrendous outfits? Not likely. 

Brad-T from StyleForum gets into an argument with a guy from Grindr. A pierced freak steps in to save Brad, but the damage is done. 

By the way, are those socks black? LOLZZZZZZZ.

Ay good day, mate! Holy shit, look at this stubby bumbledick from down under. Dude has been on StyleForum for years and still looks horrible. I get it - you’re trying to do the slouchy, relaxed, cool guy thing that, like, 2 people on the Internet do well. Hint: you aren’t one of them. You look like the leaning tower of Shitza covered in Inis Meain and LL Bean overstock items. Yech. Go back to PhD’ing yourself in your parents’ basement.

Look at this hobo ass ninja. “HI EVERYONE! I want to look super poor by wearing super expensive clothing. In fucking Colorado. In my Subaru. On the way to a grocery store. With my ma+ bindle (don’t worry, the stick is in my ass).”

Look at those cute little chicken legs. Hairless and frail, like this member’s self-esteem. I love that train conductor hat. No, really - it’s great fun. Like a small child playing with his father’s hat - well done, little guy. And that jacket, oh my my my. Three buttons half an inch apart? Style! And the womanly hips and tiny shoulders making up a not-so-subtle pear shape. Splendid. But man, what really makes this fit spectacularly terrible are his grandmother’s capris pants. So hip. So spicy. So shitty, as usual. No wonder he doesn’t post fits that often. LULZZZZ.

Just LOL. Look at this dude. Those dainty little girl hands. Tee-hee! I so smawl! The terrible pants that are too big and yet too small at the same time. How did you manage that you little red bean cake? Guitar case stuffed with a Fender that he never plays. That terribad jacket with the pagoda shoulders that look like they were a total afterthought. Just a shit-show outfit from a righteous turd. What could be better to post here on Shitty Styleforum Fits?

Holy shit, look at this guy. The definition of more money than taste/brains/everything else. That has got to be the ugliest coat/jacket/thing I have seen in a long time, and he’s wearing it in the worst possible way. Sleeves rolled up like he just finished plunging his tiny Japanese toilet. And the GATs... the official “I don’t know how to get thumbs, so I’ll just put on GATs” shoes of StyleForvm. Yeeeech.

When I think of waiters in new-age restaurants serving up tiny morsels of delicious food for astronomical prices, I see this guy. Honestly bro what the fuck? All of this could be either donated items from 1982 or some high end tech shit. It’s just so try-hard. “Mother, I said tape the seams! Gosh!”

One of StyleForum’s Streetwear favorites, spacepoop delivers another wonderful homage to the quintessential 90′s toy - the drinking bird. I bet this look really delivers the goods in his fashion-forward home town of Boulder, Colorado. How many truckers do you think he sucks off at the local rest stop while hiding behind that hoodie? Garble garble indeed.

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