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@shitty-tolkien-aus
The reason dwarves are known for their art deco angular design is their art reflects their city planning.
It's much easier to be sure you measured right on a straight line than on a hyperbolic curve. Much easier to calculate and map a 3D space carved into solid stone if the ceilings are flat or at measured angles; you don't want to unexpectedly end up with your new street intersecting a vaulted ceiling of the layer below.
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Elves being immortal, the decay of items around them is a significant problem, and words associated with it are common swear words.
Though Elenwe still brings up that Turgon said "bookworms your tits are gorgeous" on their wedding night.
some elf bullshit happened
The Silmarillion Abridged
Maglor is a were-horse.
This isn't discovered until several years into his regency, because before the moon existed, he never transformed.
Thank you @daftari !
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Gil Galad, Cirdan and Galadriel are all legally married to Celebrimbor. He did give them his ring as a sign of trust, after all.
Just saw an ad for fucking Kellog's cornflakes wherein a shirtless blindfolded man tied to a bed is like "Wait.. are you... eating??" and it pans across the bed to reveal that his partner is, indeed, too distracted to have sex with him bc she is chowing down on corn flakes. Now I've been caught up in wondering whether:
a) John Harvey Kellog would despise this ad; the mere proximity of bondage-play to his brand name and beloved anti-porn flakes is unforgivable
b) John Harvey Kellog would enjoy this ad, because it shows a young woman forsaking the temptations of the flesh in favour of eating a wholesome and nourishing bowl of cornflakes
Cast your vote
A - that crunchy old man is rolling in his grave
B - it's literally demonstrating the flakes' intended purpose
C - what in the goddamn hell are you people talking about
"Are you sure you want to post this without tags?" What, pray tell, tumblr, would I add to this post to help it reach its 'intended audience.' #cornflakes #bondage
Date someone intimate. Date someone who will destroy boats on a tuesday afternoon.
When his book "The Silmarillion" was deemed too long by some critics, J.R.R. Tolkien released an abridged version entitled "The Slim-arillion."
Due to complex time travel, Gil-Galad is his own father.
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Reblog if you are okay with people giving you lots of boops!
Hubristic Asshole Fight
Is your blorbo the cause of their own downfall? Do they look at natural limits and do the Garfield "I wonder who that's for?" Then we have the poll for you!
Rules
Character must exhibit hubris in more the modern narrative sense than the ancient Greek religious sense. They don't HAVE to directly spite the gods (but it helps)
Character must be brought low by their own hubris at some point. They can recover from this and don't necessarily have to die/have their life completely destroyed, but it has to cause them significant, wide-ranging problems
No Harry Potter, no Minecraft RP unless the characters are really explicitly fictionalized, I reserve the right to exclude from other media
Magnus the Red is in automatically
Submission form is HERE
Calling other tournaments: @chuunibyou-showdown, @weeb-polls-with-pip, @sleepyhead-poll @its-to-the-death @cinderpoll @princess-polls @mattapparentlystumbltourneys @namedafterflowerstournament @controversial-blorbo-bracket
Forgot to say the first reblog:
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Piraputanga jumps out of water to pick fruit off a overhanging tree in the jungle rivers of Brazil
Elros didn't really exist, Elrond just ran back and forth really fast
Even before meeting any, Aule designed a home for the dwarves to dwell in after death. He made it full of useful ores, and gave the ground itself interesting properties. He made it alone, without the other Valar, so it has no rivers or trees, no birds or beasts. But it is a place you can see clearly for miles, dig as deep as you wish with no fear of balrogs or other things that dwell in molten stone, and build far high with little fear of falling or need to rely on spindly light materials.
In short, dead dwarves are on the moon.
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Who's the sexiest Finwean?
Welcome to the sexiest Finwean poll, where we find out which one of the disaster elves is truly the most beautiful. Because let's be real, the one thing we can all agree on is that the Noldor are hot!
Bracket and details under the cut
Guess what, I made another sideblog! If you have opinions about which Noldor are sexiest, or just want to laugh at the match ups, please check it out. Tumblr sadly filters the posts from main site tags for being Too Sexy, so reblogging is absolutely necessary!
Tumblr ads are weird but AOL's homepage is still full of WTF.
You gotta kill the Witch-King of Angmar. Daily.
