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you can do whatever you want forever.

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you're unsmellable.

it's a stealth power?? i guess??? side effects may include: pets don't like you. all of your clothes smell unused. etc.

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you have telekinesis.

it's actually just an extra pair of invisible arms. cuddling will either get slightly uncomfortable or so, so much better.

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you have super speed.

like, the drug.

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you have laser eyesight.

your eyes can only see light of a specific wavelength coming in as a narrow, focused beam.

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you're pocket sized.

you can fit in anything as long as it can technically be classified as a pocket of some kind.

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you're shitty-superpowers.

you'd think this url would be taken, but the blog that is this without the dash doesn't even make posts.

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