Shit Sam Says

You don't know about my guilty pleasure? You don't know I love Garth Brooks?

"Dogs are so loyal they will eat their shit, then your shit"

"The smell of money goes well with the smell of drugs"

A full blooded wolf does not come to you for answers

Sometimes I just think I'm possessed

"Phil, it was just hard for me to acknowledge that you were a human being growing up"

"They always say that..... stick stickly has been saying that for years"

"We used to play spy and run around in the dark and look in people's windows. Life evolved after the laser though"

"See I think MacGyver touched so many people because he had a side of redneck"

"You know how good Indiana Jones is at archeology? That's how good he is at drums."

The more it hurts, the better it feels

Only female girls are allowed though..

Copper loves tripping out. This one time we went down to panama and met this guy... (Copper is a dog)

"Sweet, i love danger when I plant shop!"

I have totally eaten raw bacon before and it WAS delicious.  

I'm just happy no girls on my list are posting belly shots of the parasites. Like I know this is new but it's going to be around from now on, the least they can do it's wait until it's done and has eye and shit. Like anyone wants to see how fat you got...

I"m gonna Stone Cold Sam Kocol you