Shitposts, Curated Daily

It's my 8 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Hoo boy, it’s been a while since I posted on here (or on my main lol), hasn’t it?

With the Twitter news, I might be posting on here more often. Right now, I’m looking for a new job and doing freelance work in the interim, so we’ll see how things shake out.

I started a new job yesterday!

So idk when I’ll have time to come back and post things in here. I’m no longer working from home, so I have to get used to wearing pants and being around people again lmao.

Gladstone: You have no idea what it’s like to have everything go wrong for you no matter what you do!

Donald: Yes, I do. That’s every day of my life.

Another quick update:

I’m doing ok over here. Hurricane season has come again, so I’ve been busy getting our house in order for that. Plus I’ve been feeling pretty tired lately, (and have been busy with IRL job stuff), but hopefully either this month or in September I can get back on the shitpost horse.

Heyo!

I’m still alive, but waiting for xkit to finish updating the extensions that still work with New Tumblr. Some are being retired, so until that’s done, I don’t wanna queue anything in case it gets eaten. Stuff that people submit is fine though.

I’ve also been busy writing for literary magazine submissions and putting together items for a non-shitpost related thing I’m working on. Should be able to announce the latter soon. >w<

JW Guidebook: And you’ll be fine as long as you’ve got a scarf. Bye-bye now.

Huey: Wait! Just one more thing before you go?

JW Guidebook: Alright, what is it?

Huey: Should I eat a mango, or a papaya for breakfast tomorrow?

JW Guidebook: Papaya. *Disappears*

Beagle Bully: Try acting like a kid for once, Hu-bot!

Louie [eavesdropping]: What?! Picking on Huey is a privilege, not a right!

Wander: Sorry you lost your job, Mr. Peepers. Maybe you should have something to eat.

Peepers: No thanks. Food makes me sick. *Downs an entire whiskey bottle*

Wander: Woah, if a man drinks like that and doesn’t eat, he to going to die!

Peepers: Alright sir, can you say the meeting is adjourned?

Hater: It is?

Peepers: No, you tell us that.

Hater: Tell you what?

Peepers: The meeting is adjourned.

Hater: It is?

Huey: The Jr. Woodchuck guidebook says you need to be ready for the psychological aspect of the job– Interfacing with your boss.

Fenton: Dr. Gearloose, can I have a raise?

The Fox, on tape: Just remember your affirmations!

The Fox, on tape: I don't need it. I don't need it.

The Fox: I don't need it. I don't need it.

The Fox, on tape: I really don't need it.

The Fox: ...

Sam: We have to save the Chickaraffe!

Guy: No, I am going to become a Paint Watcher. You can do that by yourself.

Sam: ... D:

Guy: What are you doing?