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hi i'm back sorry i was gone from everything for a while anyway imagine modern college AU ford realizing he's no closer to having a boyfriend than when he started college like he thought he would after high school, so in the midst of this realization coinciding with the end of the semester and stress of impending finals, naturally he decides to download grindr just out of curiosity. to see whats on there. is he looking to fuck? no. is he even looking for a boyfriend? no, he's still happily single, he just wants to see what's out there, yknow? so he just checks it every now and again, curious... there are hot men nearby that actually have a chance of reciprocating his attraction to him??? crazy!!! maybe I- sorry- he can "slide into DMs" (whatever it is kids say these days) and just talk to and maybe befriend them. so he ends up having some nice conversations (both sexual and not) with random guys on there (amidst the tenfold more guys who just want to see his dick, suck his dick, have him suck their dick, etc. that he has to turn down), sometimes even a fellow nerd (even a HOT fellow nerd)! about a month into this he realizes he hasn't been keeping up with his blorbos and fandom (probably star trek) and he misses them so he gets a clever idea for a blog post and- wait...

hiiii i've had a really rough day to top off an overall rough week. can someone send like. mullet!stan x reader and/or researcher!ford x reader and/or 30s stancest fluff thoughts or something please i could really use it

Tumblr just gave me this fuckass temu ad for a singlet (below the cut)

Question for the stancest community out of curiosity (I'm not trying to cause nor perpetuate any discourse with this, I'm just curious): do any of you have a strict preference to whether Stan or Ford is on top or bottom? Are you not able to look at or just dont enjoy looking at content with the top/bottom dynamic opposite to your preference, is it not a big deal for you but you still have a preferred dynamic, or do you just not care?