Nowhere Kids

if i become a drug dealer i’m gonna say to my customers ‘now put THAT in your pipe and smoke it” and we’d all laugh and then i’d call the police because drugs are fucking illegal

This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.

Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point

bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual

#you’re not bilingual  #you’re confused  #stop being greedy   

#it’s just a phase #you’ll meet a nice language and settle down

#the bible says adam and eve #not hebrew and cantonese

there are people that use their phone in the bathroom and there are people that lie

when i turn on the ceiling fan and it goes too fast, i feel like it’s gonna fly off and kill me

woah calm down im just trying to date your dad

soulja boy tell em. im too shy

this girl next to me is googling Chief Keef on her phone how precious is that

update: bang bang