Shit Gavin Free says

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Ryan, why does a triangle add up to turning the other way?

I’m pretty sure I can make a new triangle!

Does anyone want me to wizard anything with my magic?

Would it be rude if I left and got some more whiskey and came back?

I feel like my life is a vacation.

So I say I'm experimenting with my asshole?

I guess people are gonna have to start wear hairnets for selfies.

The Ramseys had a dog once called Poppins, it was a biter dog. It was so full of fleas, I once sat next to it on the couch it did this like three times (scratching), nine fleas fell out onto the couch, and onto back into him.

I try to sneak away from my guardian quite a lot. I'll just pop on a mask and would around, and then I'll be gone for like five minutes and all of a sudden there would be five guardians behind me like "You walked off again, didn't you?" "Yeah..."

I'm playing a fun game in my house at the moment called 'figure out what the switches do'. And there's about eight switches in my house if have no idea what they do.

"That's the science of drunk driving. Don't do it, idiot bastard. If I get killed by a drunk driver, I am gonna be PISSED."

I'm really smart sometimes. But only sometimes.

What do you think would be the worst sticker to troll people with? Like a defibrillator would be pretty bad, wouldn't it?

I have had situations recently where I've woken up in the night to pee, and I do have to double check with myself that I'm awake, 'cause I don't want to risk it. I have like a checklist.

I realized, about 25 years old, that nobody really taught me how to wipe my ass.