Shit Emerson Students Say

No, at Emerson, we shake hands.

I am an aesthetic, I'm not a character!!

It's an art film - the fewer people "get it," the more appealing it might end up being.

All the wrong people are liking my picture.

Emerson was basically the best summer camp money can buy

I go to sleep at 8 am. Because when I’m awake, I’m dreaming.

It's literally a ladder of fucks.

This is awfully soup-y.

It felt good and then I got confused.

I have only done laundry once this whole semester.

I feel like most of the guys at Emerson are more of a girl than the girls at Emerson are.

If this was the 80s I'd hire a prostitute at the end of this week.

My weekend was better than yours and I'm going to prove it to you on snap chat.

Emerson friends sharing sentiments

We live in a patriarchal society, which means I allow you to go first, and then I laugh at you behind your back.

Every night, every bar, every country. Wonderwall plays.

I have feels. I don't understand. I have this weight, this knot in my stomach. I feel queasy, I could cry.