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Expressing friendship 101
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Miku Knight !!! Spread the word!!!
I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.
literally has been in my queue for an entire year. you just can’t miss reblogging.
Happy Earth Day! Have some cake.

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I think it's really funny how the practice of bleeping out profanity is not only completely ineffective as a censorship tool, it's had the opposite effect of creating an environment where it's ridiculously easy to edit apparent profanity into footage that doesn't actually contain it. Like you can just grab any audio or video clip and bleep out anything and people will automatically mentally insert profanity in there it fucking rules.
my favorite example of this is the count's song from sesame street where they censor the word "count"
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I think just once. Dean should’ve stopped mid hookup to answer a call from cas.
dean scrambling to grab for the phone and falling off the bed because it's been 3 weeks with no word for fuck's sake. gets his boots thrown at his head.
"SHOULD'VE TOLD ME YOU HAD A BOYFRIEND, ASSHOLE!"
(via @valdelion) obsessed w this brilliant combo. cas breaks his phone mid-fight but Dean doesn’t know. And cas takes 2 weeks to figure out how to get a new phone (he doesn’t want to ask Dean for help he’s gotta bring back a win). So then dean has accepted cas has gone mia after 28 attempted calls and is trying to keep his mind off this by having a little fun. Then bam he gets a call and suddenly that’s all that matters
(shal broken phone post)
What if Cas finally calls Dean and they're both in the middle of something
Dean is mid-hookup trying to work up a full mast (and struggling at that), Cas is on the hunt for something he thinks got away, picks up the thing's phone and figures this might be just as good as any moment to call
Dean almost faceplants scrambling off the bed to pick up the unknown number calling, Cas' voice is 1) and immediate relief of the weeks spent worrying 2) getting him to diamond-cutting levels of hard in one second flat, which he will rationalize later as the adrenaline of the moment
And while the hookup is fuming and throwing pillows at his head thinking he's got a wife, the thing comes back to attack Cas
Final image is Dean picking up with clothes in a hurry, trying to hobble to the motel door and cover up, simultaneously apologizing to the hookup and yelling over the line to CAS DO NOT DROP THE PHONE, CAS! WHERE ARE YOU?? JUST TELL ME WH— CAS DO NOT THROW IT [scuffle sounds on the line]
People with low spoons, someone just recommended this cookbook to me, so I thought I'd pass it on.
I always look at cookbooks for people who have no energy/time to do elaborate meal preparations, and roll my eyes. Like, you want me to stay on my feet for long enough to prepare 15 different ingredients from scratch, and use 5 different pots and pans, when I have chronic fatigue and no dishwasher?
These people seem to get it, though. It's very simple in places. It's basically the cookbook for people who think, 'I'm really bored of those same five low-spoons meals I eat, but I can't think of anything else to cook that won't exhaust me'. And it's free!
by Rachel A. Rosen and Zilla Novikov || Food you can make so you don't die.
SPREAD THE WORD THIS IS FUCKING GOD TIER OH MY GOD, SOMETIMES I HAVE SPOONS SOMETIMES I DON'T BUT NO COOKBOOK OFFERS LEVELS IN THEIR RECIPES THIS ONE DOES!
some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.
I couldn't remember the word "doorknob" ten minutes ago.
ok but the onelook thesaurus will save your life, i literally could not live without this website
REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER'S LIFE
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REBLOGGING TO SAVE ANOTHER WRITERS LIFE
I use this every time I sit down to write. It's the best tool in the world and I would be lost without it!
The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
how dare you say we piss on the poor
all hail the 1 million note Piss Post
excuse me i never pissed on this post!

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some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive
it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks
why would i do that lmao
it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free
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File 'sea turtles behaving like affectionately-pesky dogs' under 'things I didn't know I needed to see today'.
Something I like about dungeon meshi is that Falin's resurrection is never treated like a bad thing. Sure it was "forbidden magic" and Marcille TECHNICALLY committed a crime, but the story is pretty clear that these are just laws created by people, and that that doesn't make it inherently immoral. There's never any implication that Falin was "supposed to die" or that "it was her time." The narrative says that Falin continuing to live is unambiguously a good thing. That Marcille made the right choice in wanting Falin to keep living. It was a pure act. Unlawful, but good.
Sometimes I’m reminded that in universe Chilchuck is an actually influential figure who like. Made huge advancements for his people and community. Like as in gave them rights and protections. And who is widely known by half-foots because of that. Like. He’s not just some guy.
Idk For some reason that just makes his role in canon really funny to me. Like this older, extremely important and accomplished figure is just willingly putting himself thru it for the sake of this random autistic 26 year old.

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chilchuck going "sorry leave me outta this one. i cant fight" but then hitting literally every precise shot with an arrow or projectile he ever made in the story INCLUDING PIERCING A RED DRAGONS EYE BY THROWING A KNIFE WHILE LEAPING AWAY my bro is a rogue with dex 20 and wants no one to know biggest liar in history
Male writers writing female characters:
“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”
‘ She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards’ is the greatest fucking sentence I have ever read.
THE ORIGINAL??