Britta, I'm sorry about what happened at the pony charity. :( I had no idea! -Shirley
Like that’s a good excuse. You’ve always been ignorant of the people around you, Shirley. I guess I should’ve known you’d take it this far.
I’m surprised that at this point the ponies still haven’t learned to neigh out the word “Britta’d” from their cute little mouths.
Me?! Britta, you know I’m always looking out for other people!! I wish you hadn’t had to see that, but I am not ashamed of anything I did!
I just wish I’d known ahead of time that there were going to be a pro-life performance art piece. Ben did not need to see that, and of course I would not have invited you!













