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theamazingpeterbenjaminparker

Thwip Thwip Thwippin’ On By

by~ voya

#need some spidey to calm myself down #spiderman

thebatmanformerlyknownasabed

I just watched the premiere of The Strain.

I regret it, but also I don’t?

But I do.

But not really.

…

But yeah.

troy-tbone-barnes

The show is MESSED UP man.

FIVE MINUTES IN. JUST FIVE AND I COULDN'T- I JUST

I AM NOT OKAY

#blog #abed #ME S S E D U P

thebatmanformerlyknownasabed

Wait. Wait hang on. Are you implying that you think Pierce Hawthorne gave Troy the opportunity to become a multimillionaire because he thought he was cute?

ask-chang

I don’t see why else. The man had family. Usually family comes first.

Troy Barnes must be the most adorable person in the world. I can’t say I see it, myself. Hmm.

troy-tbone-barnes

I don't know what's wrong with you, Chang; I'm adorable.

#chang #abed #blog

kit-harington

#NO WAY I-#okay yeah

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troy-tbone-barnes

Hi, honey. We haven't really spoken since you came back, and I can't seem to catch you on mobile. :( Let's talk! You've been gone for so long. Are you settling back in all right? -Shirley

[Private]

Hey, yeah, sorry about the radio-silence. Abed and me fixed stuff and that was great but then he told me about you guys talking and to be honest… I was sorta avoiding you?

He said you were… sad about us. And I can’t handle that Shirley. I can’t…. deal with you hating me- and when you’re sad about me and Abed you’re telling me you hate me. You’re the group’s mom, so that means your kind of like, my mom, but better because you don’t hit me in the back of the head and tell me to stop talking to Tommy From The Fifth Grade because you caught him making googly eyes at me that one time.

Except now it feels like you are? And I don’t want to not have my second mom. And I really can’t not have my second mom because I happen to really love Abed. But I also can’t- won’t- lose Abed.

So I was avoiding you. Because I don’t want to chose but I will. And I’ll always chose Abed.

shirley-bakes

[private] Honey, I could never hate you. That’s not what this was about. :( I got the feeling that that’s what Abed heard, too, but it’s not what I said or what I meant!

You’ll always be like a son to me. I know you two have made up your minds, so we’ll all have to live with whatever the future brings. I’m not going anywhere and I don’t love you any less! I told Abed that, too.

So let’s just leave it at that, okay? I’d love to hear what you’ve been up to, if you need anything, or if it’s true they don’t have Starbucks in Canada!

troy-tbone-barnes

[private]

Yeah, I guess.

Oh, shoot! My phone's dying! And I lost the charger a few days ago. I should really get around to buying a new one. I don't know how much longer I have until it dies on me so I'll talk to you later, Shirley!

Uh, thanks for stuff!!

#shirley #blog #ooc: he's lying so hard rn he's just not believe anything she's saying and needs an out #ooc: it's either this or he ignored her again and didn't reply #ooc: but I feel like some guilt and selfpreservation would mix and force him to close the conversation off this way #ooc: so she can't contact him for a while

Hi, honey. We haven't really spoken since you came back, and I can't seem to catch you on mobile. :( Let's talk! You've been gone for so long. Are you settling back in all right? -Shirley

[Private]

Hey, yeah, sorry about the radio-silence. Abed and me fixed stuff and that was great but then he told me about you guys talking and to be honest… I was sorta avoiding you?

He said you were… sad about us. And I can’t handle that Shirley. I can’t…. deal with you hating me- and when you’re sad about me and Abed you’re telling me you hate me. You’re the group’s mom, so that means your kind of like, my mom, but better because you don’t hit me in the back of the head and tell me to stop talking to Tommy From The Fifth Grade because you caught him making googly eyes at me that one time.

Except now it feels like you are? And I don’t want to not have my second mom. And I really can’t not have my second mom because I happen to really love Abed. But I also can’t- won’t- lose Abed.

So I was avoiding you. Because I don’t want to chose but I will. And I’ll always chose Abed.

#shirley #answered #abed #ooc: shit going dowwwwnnnn

MARRY ME

Aha, sorry but, uh, i’m very happily taken.

#answered #abed #duhdoi #ooc: I said fuck it and downloaded a gif because this one really needed one to get the emotion across #ooc: quick edit but found a better gif

Oh, hey, you didn't pick up any pickled shark on the way home, did you?

No?????? He swam away like months before we were even near Malaysia.

BUT WE WOULD NEVER HAVE KILLED FRANCIS ANYWAYS. HE WAS A GREAT FRIEND AND WILL BE DEARLY MISSED.HOW DARE YOU CHANG? HOW DARE YOU?

#answered #chang #francis the shark #may he live a happy and sharkly life

thebatmanformerlyknownasabed

This. This is why you only get one mango.

Don’t eat the one on the counter. It’s mine for later.

troy-tbone-barnes

I'm afraid I can't make that kind of promise.

#abed #relationship realities #blog

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thejadedkiwano

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

#you funny abed ahaha #also it makes me feel good in my soul #what is with you people?#when #WHY #It's scary how much they'll pay you if they think you're a god #he looked over my shoulder at the exact wrong time #asks are gonna be posted without tags for a few days because I don't have xkit on my phone :(#nevermind I'll take it

hxxt-blog-deactivated20191014

The 'yes or no' game.

troy-tbone-barnes

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.

#ooc: I probs won't answer them all if they're inconvenient for how we want to plot to play out but go ahead

troy-tbone-barnes

Have you considered growing a beard?

I did on the boat. Like, I had to, it would have been weird without it. When you’re on a round the world trip, you grow a beard. It’s just…. a thing you do. I will fight you on this.

I still had it like 3 days before we got home, Britta saw it. I shaved it before we drove the last stretch though cause like…. It felt surprisingly important to do it that way?

thebatmanformerlyknownasabed

That’d be the completion of your monomythic cycle compelling you to mark the end of your journey symbolically. “And then return, having changed.”

troy-tbone-barnes

Mono-what now?

Like… the kissing disease?

thebatmanformerlyknownasabed

No. Monomyth. It’s what you just did. The whole discovering yourself world journey thing.

You don’t have mononucleosis (the kissing disease). I promise.

troy-tbone-barnes

HAHA HA hA..

I knew that’s what it was. Totally.

And I mean, I’d like to believe you, but after the mangoes….

thebatmanformerlyknownasabed

TROY. Think about this.

How do you get mono?

What are you implying here?

troy-tbone-barnes

I don’t have mono?

Oh. I don’t have mono.

So… you couldn’t have given me mono.

Right.

thebatmanformerlyknownasabed

Not to mention you don’t have any symptoms.

…

Do you? Are you feverish? Do you have a headache? Sore throat? Headache? Rash? Feeling generally gross?

troy-tbone-barnes

No, none of that, no.

Abed- Abed I'm fine. Seriously.

#abed #blog #this got out of hand real quick #I think we both need some inspector spacetime #then sleep

troy-tbone-barnes

Have you considered growing a beard?

I did on the boat. Like, I had to, it would have been weird without it. When you’re on a round the world trip, you grow a beard. It’s just…. a thing you do. I will fight you on this.

I still had it like 3 days before we got home, Britta saw it. I shaved it before we drove the last stretch though cause like…. It felt surprisingly important to do it that way?

thebatmanformerlyknownasabed

That’d be the completion of your monomythic cycle compelling you to mark the end of your journey symbolically. “And then return, having changed.”

troy-tbone-barnes

Mono-what now?

Like… the kissing disease?

thebatmanformerlyknownasabed

No. Monomyth. It’s what you just did. The whole discovering yourself world journey thing.

You don’t have mononucleosis (the kissing disease). I promise.

troy-tbone-barnes

HAHA HA hA..

I knew that’s what it was. Totally.

And I mean, I’d like to believe you, but after the mangoes….

thebatmanformerlyknownasabed

TROY. Think about this.

How do you get mono?

What are you implying here?

troy-tbone-barnes

I don't have mono?

Oh. I don't have mono.

So... you couldn't have given me mono.

Right.

#abed #oops #blog #ooc: narrowly avoiding angst like a pro #ooc: troy you idiot

troy-tbone-barnes

Have you considered growing a beard?

I did on the boat. Like, I had to, it would have been weird without it. When you’re on a round the world trip, you grow a beard. It’s just…. a thing you do. I will fight you on this.

I still had it like 3 days before we got home, Britta saw it. I shaved it before we drove the last stretch though cause like…. It felt surprisingly important to do it that way?

thebatmanformerlyknownasabed

That’d be the completion of your monomythic cycle compelling you to mark the end of your journey symbolically. “And then return, having changed.”

troy-tbone-barnes

Mono-what now?

Like… the kissing disease?

thebatmanformerlyknownasabed

No. Monomyth. It’s what you just did. The whole discovering yourself world journey thing.

You don’t have mononucleosis (the kissing disease). I promise.

troy-tbone-barnes

HAHA HA hA..

I knew that's what it was. Totally.

And I mean, I'd like to believe you, but after the mangoes....

#abed #blog #ooc: read those first lines in an increasingly higher pitched voice #ooc: it makes it so much better #ooc: damn i wish I had gifs

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troy-tbone-barnes

I have a horrific farting problem please help

oh man i had that once

I stopped eating beans for a month and it kept happening

Abed figured out it was mangoes

maybe you’re allergic to mangoes?

thebatmanformerlyknownasabed

It wasn’t mangoes. It was the fact that you were eating enough mangoes to outweigh your share of the rent. You can have an occasional mango.

troy-tbone-barnes

WAIT YOU LIED? I HAVEN’T HAD A MANGO IN LIKE 2 YEARS