You will not find Narnia in the closet.

The weirder the porn you do, the less likely your friends are to admit they saw you in it.

It’s 2018 and people ARENT PROPERTY

You ever be so comfortable in bed, you start rubbing your legs together like a cricket?

tumblr dot com posts are getting so relatable im convinced the government has 24/7 surveillance on me and is feeding it to me through this website to see if i notice

STOP Asgdhdkkskfkff

As a pilot I am ashamed, this is disgusting and unethical. I can not BELIEVE that you would do such a sinful thing as to perform oral pleasure on a pilot, during flight, in the bathroom when the cockpit is RIGHT THERE. it’s literally a COCKpit. It’s IN THE NAME

I expected a different ending to that

I’m about to finally watch brokeback mountain

It’s been two minutes I can already feel the gay

That’s one hot sex scene

Noooooo why he not saying anything back

Ultimate Top Behaviour: The Silent Treatment

Ultimate Gay Move: “I’m not queer”

I’m so turned on it hurts just two gays having chemistry will one of them die

Oh no the oldie saw them

Oh my fucking god that loving smile

40 minutes and they’re already fighting this isn’t supposed to come for another half hour

He in love 😢

Did he really just get married

Wow alma is pretty cute can I marry her

Wow Anne Hathaway is doing a pretty good job to have me fall in love with her again

Um. Why aren’t my gays gay

AHHHHHH THEY KISS

FUCK SHE SAW WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS TO ME

Finally they’re together again wholesome gay couple

Fighting again, are we, boys?

Is that. Is that Chief Jim Hopper.

Chief is u gay

My ultimate aesthetic is sad, gay cowboys

Jokes on me. I want happy cowboys.