Nessie the Unfuckable

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Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

Shall I compare thee to some shit that's gay?

is that a gun to the back of my head or are you just happy to see the back of my head?

he’s so pathetic and mean I want to see if he picks cloth mother or wire mother

doing petplay and gunplay at the same time im a horse with a broken leg and you have to just shoot me

well maybe you should blearily wake up at 5:08 in the pre-dawn light and find the sleeping soft tiny mammal body of your cat just inches from your head like a miracle too beautiful for speech, and you should rustle one hand out from your blankets to rub fingertip circles across the warm eggshell dome of her little velvet-wrapped skull and on the bristly patches just where the cups of her ears begin, and as she inclines her head into your fingers and purrs without ever opening her little eyes you should feel a love so tender that you understand how that love could have reached out from the fireside into the inky spangled nights long gone to reach her, and then you'll feel better

[Image ID: Tumblr tag from hotTubSharts reading: and then maybe she'll wake you again at 6 to the sound of her puking on the floor. maybe /End ID]