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i do the old person hands behind back contemplative walk all the time its addicting

guy in the frozen food aisle walking around with his hands behind his back like he's at a museum

linkedin is full of people i wish i could kill myself in front of

if you think really long and hard about a videogame it should be automatically added to your total playtime

Enjoy a drink on one of my special coasters. Yea I custom made them (the coasters) to be so light the drinks condensation makes em stick to the bottom of your glass, but still heavy enough that when it (the coaster) finally clatters to the ground it's loud as fuck and shatters your nerves and makes you spill your drink everywhere. Why am I doing this? Well, it's a sex thing for me

Some people name their child after themselves, and some people say they think of their pets as their children, but rarely do you see a pet owner name their pet after themself. "Hi, I'm Dave, and this is my dog, Dave" -- you just don't see that a lot.