I am the Trash Man

Me, putting a red bracelet on the leg of a male red wing blackbird: ON GOD we gonna get u some pussy bro

Why do women hate innovation?

Some guy today mentioned he was in a band to me and I watched him get visibly uncomfortable when I didn’t ask him anything about it. He kept trying to bring the conversation around to his band and I wasn’t budging.

POWER MOVE: Complete and utter disinterest in men’s obsession with their own mediocrity

Or… get this… you’re just being a jerk. Jesus christ, get off tumblr and act like a normal human. laugh even if the jokes are bad, let people talk about their hobbies. y’all bitch and moan about people being mean to you but then pull this shit. grow the fuck up.

I have never so joyously reblogged a bird video in my life. 

You are correct and well versed in your Cowboy Ethics, partner