master of procrastination

some tabs have been open on my phone for literally 2 years they r like brothers to me

I have this problem where I would much rather read the story I’m trying to write than actually write it.

i’ve been looking for this post my entire life

you put it in words

#i want it to spring into existence already written for me #but i don’t want someone else to write it because they’ll do it wrong

I think it’s so funny when negative emotions cancel themselves out. I’ll be nervous about a presentation but I’m too tired to be nervous. Or you’re not in the mood to get something done but due date panic gives you motivation. You’re sleep deprived but something makes you mad and wakes you up. The brain is incredible. What a shit show.

logging onto discord in the morning like “lets see what the pocket friends got up to while I was unconscious”

i hate that they can move their limbs like that so much.

if i drew this and asked for critique on any art site, i know that every critique would tell me to go study more basic anatomy and lecture me about how joints dont work like that

Can we talk about how in zombie shows/movies/books they always find a veterinarian and not a surgeon? Are veterinarians deemed more likely to survive the apocalypse?

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Remember that even good changes can make us feel depressed, because, as creatures of habit, we're resistant to change. That doesn't mean that it wasn't the right choice.