Dragons but make it Aesthetic

If you wouldn’t fuck a vampire you’re a liar and a bitch

Whenever I see a stingray skeleton I’m like oh that’s just one of those fake Target Halloween decorations like the skeleton spiders and shit but NO stingrays are actually Like That and it is concerning

Evolution was like oh you wanna be a vertebrate?? You want some fucken cartilage??? We can make that happen.......

omg the tag isn’t even off the bed yet! ;w;

This cat looks and sounds like a very very tiny mountain lion

CAN WE TALK ABOUT ITS LITTLE TONGUE STICKING OUT

I will never not reblog this happy baby.

Almost every gay person I’ve met likes pokemon

if you’re lgbt what’s your favorite pokemon

(Butler voice) Your coochie, sir

Classic rock

that was the player character

I watched this video like 5 times before reading the caption cause I thought I was having a stroke.

@shine-like-a-nova

I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing

C'est les swimming poules

Reblogging for the pun and the pun alone

He’s the best character in that entire series. Change my mind.

I have a thing for men’s hand, and veins in/on men’s hands and arms and I’m really close to going full nerd and announcing that I’ll be in my bunk.