𝐖 𝐈 𝐋 𝐒 𝐎 𝐍

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❛ asking this for reasons, but do you think it’s possible to snap your own neck? ❜

❛ being king of chuck e. cheese is probably better than being king of hell. ❜

❛ i did, but some might call that unethical or ‘illegal’. ❜

❛ STD? supernatural terror defense, dumbass. ❜

❛ my diet consists of cigarettes and liquor. ❜ 

❛ you’re like a cockroach, but immensely better and not a bug. ❜ 

❛ her bones were not in her body. ❜ 

❛ i claim rights to the throat knife. ❜

❛ ghosts on the side of the road who kill people just trying to help are the worst. ❜

❛ where are your bones? ❜

❛ and that’s how i found out about the jawbone canyon killer. ❜

❛ come at me, they call me the cock slayer. ❜ 

❛ strip my unclehood away from a broken man already. ❜

❛ no offense, but if you get murdered by a guy with 7 chihuahuas, i’m gonna kick your ass. ❜

❛ what happens if someone objects at your wedding, do you have to fight them? ❜

❛ you ever feel like you bypassed a monster on accident, but it read your soul and will know when you step back into its territory? that’s how the cashier at 7/11 looks at me when the slurpee machine is broken. ❜

❛ i’m sad because i found out my favorite restaurant is under investigation for illegal trafficking. ❜

❛ where’s your walking morality compass, i mean friend? ❜

❛ have you considered that elon musk would hate you? ❜ 

❛ if you peed on a snowman would it melt? ❜

❛ and if he wants to sit in the rosemary bush and fight random mammals then so be it. ❜

❛ tell him i’ll kick his ass. ❜ 

❛ todd howard said you aren’t gay, dude. ❜

❛ it’s easy to die, but hard for SLENDERMAN to actually kill you. ❜ 

❛ you put that sweat back in your body. ❜

❛ this is a serious cheese ball matter, you whore. ❜ 

❛ only one of us can be in hell at a time. ❜ 

❛ you think i should respond or do you think it’s an ax murderer trap? ❜

❛ the sacred texts are hidden behind a magical spiritual binding. ❜

❛ ocean hand, take me by the man. ❜