solitary lights in an empty city

If your Princess 👗 is a Pervert 🩷 you may have additional ➕ duties compared to most maid 🧹 positions.

These may include, but are not limited to:

Cuddle 🫂 your Princess 👗

Kiss 💋 your Princess 👗

Tell 🗣️ your Princess 👗 that everything is going to be ok

Tell your Princess 👗 you still love her ❤️ , even when she doesn't believe you

Bounce on your Princess's 👗 Princess wand

Bring your Princess 👗 breakfast 🥞 in bed 🛌 when she's too anxious 😟 to get up

Clean up 🧽 your Princess's 👗 Princess Juices 💦 off the floor

ik nobody's talking about these songs anymore but I've been thinkin about this ship ever since ERB came out so... I call this "Confessions of a Rotten Ego Renegade Boy" because it's dumb and it fits them