shieldivarius

i love living in pokemon world everything is so serene i am going to visit the hot springs and relax with my dearest exeggcute :)

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭

there’s wip (active development) and wip (stuck in development hell) and wip (oh you’re not even getting funding for this one)

so far out of mcu that i watched that trailer and took in nothing because the entire time i was going "when the fuck did they get the rights to the xmen back"

and look i vaguely knew they'd done a new fantastic four but that's not the same as seeing charles xavier in an avengers trailer

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

do you see this shit my liege

You should be starting a recipe book. I don't give a shit if you're only 20-years-old. The modern web is rotting away bit by bit before our very eyes. You have no idea when that indie mom blog is going down or when Pinterest will remove that recipe. Copy it down in a notebook, physically or digitally. Save it somewhere only you can remove it. Trust me, looking for a recipe only to find out it's been wiped off the internet is so fucking sad. I've learned my lesson one too many times.