who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point

i'll just say what we were all thinking. the paris catacombs are lowkey performative as hell

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

now the men are finished we can finally focus on the REAL world cup next year

you have got to stop worrying about being the hottest person at the grocery store and start shoplifting ‼️

the humble tank top has done so much for homosexual women

my friends hate this video so much i don’t even have to repost it in discord anymore i’ll just be in a voice call and go “wouldn’t it be crazy if the joker could beatbox” and they all tell me to go kill myself

my dead wife. the ad free internet

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism