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this is funnier the earlier in march you reblog it it

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vampire hunter? no i said vampire HAUNTER. this jerk sucked all my blood out so now i spend my afterlife knocking over shelves and scaring off potential victims and just making the castle generally pretty cold

it's always 'bleh why are the plates floating', 'gah who knocked over my blood goblet' and never 'sorry for killing you' ok starve then!

and what are you going to do about it? have a priest exorcise the place? yeah good luck with all the crosses and holy water you piece of shit

“No Prometheus-looking motherfucker is coming into my town and offering me a fucking stick! You’re lucky these old fuckers are holding me back, I swear to God!”

ok but pLEAAAAAAAAAASE scroll down and see the process gifs

Inspirational tbh

I love how the dude with the stick in the original sketch is giving them the middle finger

“no one’s ever mad at me unless they tell me so” is the best assumption i’ve ever made

Ohhh that last addition opens my eyes in a big way, thank you.