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Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

mochlus

you may be familiar with disney twisted wonderland, the gacha game in which various disney villains are used as direct inspiration for handsome anime boys. well that game was so successful that disney is trying to do it again but this time they're just animeboyifying whatever

here's mickey, goofy, donald, and chip & dale. yeah they turned mickey & friends into anime boys. they're an idol unit or something. they're technically not anime boy versions of the source characters, they have different names. mickey's guy is "Neo Michel". not michael, michel, like he's french. chip & dale are "Ruska Moncrief" and "Ranka Monk", they have different last names, they're not brothers anymore so that they can be yaoibait instead, anyways this post isn't actually about these guys I'm just setting the stage for the actual humanizations I wanted to show you

They also did monsters inc. And. Well it's obvious from the designs who mike and sully are. but you will also notice. the blonde one on the left. with glasses. monsters inc is kind of famously about just the two guys so they didn't really have a lot of other non-villain characters to take anime boys inspiration from, I guess, so, well,

Yeah it's her. they made an anime boy version of the mean receptionist slug. her name is roz btw, as all of boygachagame twitter has become extremely aware of in the past 3 days as we speculated prior to the release of the full image who tf the third guy was. the anime boy's name is "noah slugger". at this point no parody of the types of things gacha games will make gijinkas of will ever be able to live up to what disney is officially spending their own real money on designing

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The Amazing Digital Circus

R-Ragatha... >/////<

Although certain depictions of post-HRT!Greznedge/Lilly are a close second...!

Rankings:

Camilla Noceda (Owl House)

[REDACTED] (Vampire, The Masquerade: Bloodlines)

Astragalus (Namiverse)

Senna (Avatar: LA/LOK/7H)

Emerald Entropy (The Henchwoman)

Harriet (Look Outside)

Aurea Juniper (Pokémon)

Alexstrasza (World of Warcraft)

Tiana (Disney Princesses)

Ragatha (Amazing Digital Circus)

Sadayo Kawakami (Persona)

Tali (Mass Effect)

EVA (Metal Gear)

Jun Kazama (Tekken)

Kora (Monster Hunter)

Recluse (Elden Ring)

Nico Robin (One Piece)

Medusa (Dislyte)

Kassandra (Assassin's Creed)

Vanessa (Invincible)

Big Sister (Bioshock)

The Cool Moms (The Simpsons)

Giant Death Robot (Civilization V)

Toriel (Undertale/Deltarune)

T-Shaped Block (Tetris)

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One last one for the road: Avatar, including Legend of Korra

rankings after the cut (watch the mcfuckin' video first)

Rankings:

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Which Tetris block is the most fuckable?

I know who sent this, and I'm already sending the Graves Siblings to dump Legos all over the floor of their house as we speak for doing this. Now, with that out of the way...

[googles]

Seriously, "Teewee"? THAT'S what it's officially called? What the fuck... well, it's at least a feminine-enough sounding name that I can maybe be able to forcefem them on the 50/50 chance that they're not already a woman.

Rankings:

Camilla Noceda (Owl House)

[REDACTED] (Vampire, The Masquerade: Bloodlines)

Astragalus (Namiverse)

Emerald Entropy (The Henchwoman)

Harriet (Look Outside)

Aurea Juniper (Pokémon)

Alexstrasza (World of Warcraft)

Tiana (Disney Princesses)

Sadayo Kawakami (Persona)

Jun Kazama (Tekken)

Tali (Mass Effect)

EVA (Metal Gear)

Kora (Monster Hunter)

Recluse (Elden Ring)

Nico Robin (One Piece)

Medusa (Dislyte)

Kassandra (Assassin's Creed)

Vanessa (Invincible)

Big Sister (Bioshock)

The Cool Moms (The Simpsons)

Giant Death Robot (Civilization V)

Toriel (Undertale/Deltarune)

Enia (Elden Ring)

The T-shaped block, which is allegedly called "Teewee" (Tetris)

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All 3 Monster Hunter Stories games

[insert EXTREMELY unfunny joke about wanting to play with Kora's "Bombs" here; the joke then becomes funny in hindsight when she misunderstands and gives me one of her actual bombs. It blows up while I'm holding it, and I look at the fourth wall while covered in black soot like the horny dumbass paying for her hubris that I am]

I am probably just going to expand this to include the entirety of Monster Hunter, which puts her in competition with exactly One (1) additional character, whom she narrowly beats out anyway by having a slightly nicer skintone.

Rankings:

Camilla Noceda (Owl House)

[REDACTED] (Vampire, The Masquerade: Bloodlines)

Astragalus (Namiverse)

Emerald Entropy (The Henchwoman)

Harriet (Look Outside)

Aurea Juniper (Pokémon)

Alexstrasza (World of Warcraft)

Tiana (Disney Princesses)

Sadayo Kawakami (Persona)

Jun Kazama (Tekken)

Tali (Mass Effect)

EVA (Metal Gear)*

Kora (Monster Hunter)

Recluse (Elden Ring)*

Nico Robin (One Piece)

Medusa (Dislyte)

Kassandra (Assassin's Creed)

Vanessa (Invincible)

Big Sister (Bioshock)

The Cool Moms (The Simpsons)

Giant Death Robot (Civilization V)

Toriel (Undertale/Deltarune)

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You asked for this! Ask Game: One Piece

So this is basically what's going to happen to One Piece:

Bigass fucking series, with thousands of episodes spanning decades-- and that's just Season One! --and almost certainly has thousands upon thousands of characters. This should be a NIGHTMARE for NoobLord to sift through, right?

...

Unfortunately, One Piece's design philosophy is rather infamously congealed into a very small handful of concepts, many of which I know for a fact Do Not Appeal To Me; plus, it does have a handful characters the internet is already "Very Normal" about for reasons I can very much understand, one of which is...

[checks my "spam folder"]

Nico Robin.

Rankings:

Camilla Noceda (Owl House)

[REDACTED] (Vampire, The Masquerade: Bloodlines)

Astragalus (Namiverse)

Emerald Entropy (The Henchwoman)

Harriet (Look Outside)

Aurea Juniper (Pokémon)

Alexstrasza (World of Warcraft)

Tiana (Disney Princesses)

Sadayo Kawakami (Persona)

Jun Kazama (Tekken)

Tali (Mass Effect)

Recluse (Elden Ring)

EVA (Metal Gear)

Nico Robin (One Piece)

Medusa (Dislyte)*

Kassandra (Assassin's Creed)

Vanessa (Invincible)

Big Sister (Bioshock)

The Cool Moms (The Simpsons)

Giant Death Robot (Civilization V)

Toriel (Undertale/Deltarune)

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Sid Meier's Civilization

Uhhhhh the Giant Death Robot unit in Civ 5 is a woman because I fucking said so.

Rankings:

Camilla Noceda (Owl House)

[REDACTED] (Vampire, The Masquerade: Bloodlines)

Astragalus (Namiverse)

Emerald Entropy (The Henchwoman)

Harriet (Look Outside)

Aurea Juniper (Pokémon)

Alexstrasza (World of Warcraft)

Tiana (Disney Princesses)

Sadayo Kawakami (Persona)

Medusa (Dislyte)

Jun Kazama (Tekken)

Tali (Mass Effect)

Recluse (Elden Ring)

EVA (Metal Gear)

Kassandra (Assassin's Creed)

Vanessa (Invincible)

Big Sister (Bioshock)

The Cool Moms (The Simpsons)

Giant Death Robot (Civilization V)

Toriel (Undertale/Deltarune)

#Fictional Attraction Rankings Askgame #blud really thought they could trick me into thirsting over an IRL politician SMDH

Anybody from the Persona games?

To the surprise of literally nobody, Sadayo Kawagami.

Rankings:

Camilla Noceda (Owl House)

[REDACTED] (Vampire, The Masquerade: Bloodlines)

Astragalus (Namiverse)

Emerald Entropy (The Henchwoman)

Harriet (Look Outside)

Aurea Juniper (Pokémon)

Alexstrasza (World of Warcraft)

Tiana (Disney Princesses)

Sadayo Kawakami (Persona)

Medusa (Dislyte)

Jun Kazama (Tekken)

Tali (Mass Effect)

Recluse (Elden Ring)

EVA (Metal Gear)

Kassandra (Assassin's Creed)

Vanessa (Invincible)

Big Sister (Bioshock)

The Cool Moms (The Simpsons)

Toriel (Undertale/Deltarune)

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Ask game- Disney’s Princess and the frog

Yeah Tiana is def the Big Cute. Definitely the prettiest of the official Didney Princesses(c)tm.

Rankings:

Camilla Noceda (Owl House)

[REDACTED] (Vampire, The Masquerade: Bloodlines)

Astragalus (Namiverse)

Emerald Entropy (The Henchwoman)

Harriet (Look Outside)

Aurea Juniper (Pokémon)

Alexstrasza (World of Warcraft)

Tiana (Disney Princesses)

Medusa (Dislyte)

Jun Kazama (Tekken)

Tali (Mass Effect)

Recluse (Elden Ring)

EVA (Metal Gear)

Kassandra (Assassin's Creed)

Vanessa (Invincible)

Big Sister (Bioshock)

The Cool Moms (The Simpsons)

Toriel (Undertale/Deltarune)

#Fictional Attraction Rankings Askgame

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Ask Game - Namiverse

I haven't played all of the Namiverse games that I'm interested in yet (still need to start Bad End Theater), so this is potentially subject to change, but unless she ends up being surprisingly unpleasant (or if Tundra somehow ends up being way more endearing than the "Better-Written Renee Graves" I've been hearing her described as), this W is going to Astragalus.

Rankings:

Camilla Noceda (Owl House)

[REDACTED] (Vampire, The Masquerade: Bloodlines)

Astragalus (Namiverse)

Emerald Entropy (The Henchwoman)

Harriet (Look Outside)

Aurea Juniper (Pokémon)

Alexstrasza (World of Warcraft)

Medusa (Dislyte)

Jun Kazama (Tekken)

Tali (Mass Effect)

Recluse (Elden Ring)

EVA (Metal Gear)

Kassandra (Assassin's Creed)

Vanessa (Invincible)

Big Sister (Bioshock)

The Cool Moms (The Simpsons)

Toriel (Undertale/Deltarune)

#Fictional Attractions Askgame

Which Bioshock character is the most breedable, and why is it the barbershop quartet?

You misspelled The Big Sisters from the second game.

C'mon, I've never even played Bioshock 2, and even I know they're absolute freaks in the sheets.

Rankings:

Camilla Noceda (Owl House)

[REDACTED] (Vampire, The Masquerade: Bloodlines)

Emerald Entropy (The Henchwoman)

Harriet (Look Outside)

Aurea Juniper (Pokémon)

Alexstrasza (World of Warcraft)

Medusa (Dislyte)

Jun Kazama (Tekken)

Tali (Mass Effect)

Recluse (Elden Ring)

EVA (Metal Gear)

Kassandra (Assassin's Creed)

Vanessa (Invincible)

Big Sister (Bioshock)

The Cool Moms (The Simpsons)

Toriel (Undertale/Deltarune)

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Ask game - The Henchwoman

Making me have to choose between Emerald & Vanessa??? Damn, I knew y'all barely tolerated my dumbass, but I didn’t know it was that bad! 😭😭😭💀💀💀 /lh

That being said, Emerald narrowly comes out on top (giggity) solely by virtue of being slightly more of a power bottom than Vanessa is.

Fuck I forgot to actually post this one; gimme a sec to properly update the rankings accordingly.

Rankings:

Camilla Noceda (Owl House)

[REDACTED] (Vampire, The Masquerade: Bloodlines)

Emerald Entropy (The Henchwoman)

Harriet (Look Outside)

Aurea Juniper (Pokémon)

Alexstrasza (World of Warcraft)

Medusa (Dislyte)*

Jun Kazama (Tekken)

Tali (Mass Effect)

Recluse (Elden Ring)

EVA (Metal Gear)

Kassandra (Assassin's Creed)

Vanessa (Invincible)

The Cool Moms (The Simpsons)

Toriel (Undertale/Deltarune)

#Fictional Attraction Rankings Askgame

vergess

Here's a summary of the Gooseworx situation if you are confused/concerned but don't want to trawl through the nuclear wasteland of this fandom and its haters.

1) 7 years ago, in 2019, Gooseworx used the common slang prefix for evil twins "nega," shortened from "negative" to refer to an evil version of a character, calling it a "nega-Angel."

2) People who actively hate this woman on levels even I struggle to comprehend concluded that this was her engaging in "antiblack racism" because the extremely common term which is used in children's cartoons to this day "nega-verse" sounds, if you aren't paying attention and you have some audio processing issues, a little like the anti-black slur "n*gger."

3) They proceeded to drum up a huge harassment campaign against her, using a handful of Black bloggers as meat-shields to feel righteous about their actions.

4) Her dipshit fuckhead fans then immediately began engaging in actual anti-Black racism against the above mentioned Black bloggers, and claiming they were doing so in defense of Gooseworx.

5) Gooseworx condemned the dipshit racist chucklefucks from point 4, pointing out that edgy humour used in private with trusted friends to make a mockery of racist shitheads is the exact opposite of engaging in hateful racist attacks on her behalf in fucking public. Though, frankly, calling "nega-verse" an 'edgy racist joke' is already an enourmous stretch, but good on her for cutting the dipshit fans off at the knees.

6) The harassment campaigners from point 3 had already managed to get enough eyes on her to get her spam-banned anyway, as evidenced by her account not having the "deactivated" suffix which appears in voluntary deletions. EDIT: However, a recent update may have caused voluntary deletions to take 30 days to show as 'deactivated' so until a statement is made we cannot be sure.

So that's where we're at.

A bunch of white people using anti-Black racism as a cudgel to beat up a white trans woman at the cost of subjecting the people they are weaponizing to great fucking torment.

In conclusion:

Everyone involved is a monstrous fuckhead, excepting ms Gooseworx who by all accounts is handling this fiasco with grace and dignity.

patema-introverted

Mad respect to people who hate gooseworx but recognize that the banning situation is horrid and staff should not have done it ❤️💙

nooblord9001

Frankly I have no patience for it anymore; it’s at best backhanded, and at worst displays that people do not want to acknowledge the consequences of their transmisogynistic, parasocial grudges against the trans women who get banned to begin with

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Surprised you didn't get sent World of Warcraft sooner.

NGL, Same!

Anyways, Alexstrasza. For awhile, it used to be Jaina, but that was a position ripe for the taking once CD helped me figure out that The Alliance was a Nazi Bar (Draenei notwithstanding) and swapped to strictly being a Horde player like a sensible person.

Rankings:

Camilla Noceda (Owl House)

[REDACTED] (Vampire, The Masquerade: Bloodlines)

Harriet (Look Outside)

Medusa (Dislyte)

Aurea Juniper (Pokémon)

Alexstrasza (World of Warcraft)

Jun Kazama (Tekken)

Tali (Mass Effect)

Recluse (Elden Ring)

EVA (Metal Gear)

Kassandra (Assassin's Creed)

Vanessa (Invincible)

The Cool Moms (The Simpsons)

Toriel (Undertale/Deltarune)

#Fictional Attraction Rankings Askgame

Oooh! Do the Metal Gear series next!

EVA's pretty.

Rankings:

Camilla Noceda (Owl House)

[REDACTED] (Vampire, The Masquerade: Bloodlines)

Harriet (Look Outside)

Medusa (Dislyte)

Aurea Juniper (Pokémon)

Jun Kazama (Tekken)

Tali (Mass Effect)

Recluse (Elden Ring)

EVA (Metal Gear)

Kassandra (Assassin's Creed)

Vanessa (Invincible)

The Cool Moms (The Simpsons)

Toriel (Undertale/Deltarune)

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