Once More... Now in Vinyl!

The Amazing Digital Circus

R-Ragatha... >/////<

Although certain depictions of post-HRT!Greznedge/Lilly are a close second...!

Rankings:

Camilla Noceda (Owl House)

[REDACTED] (Vampire, The Masquerade: Bloodlines)

Astragalus (Namiverse)

Senna (Avatar: LA/LOK/7H)

Emerald Entropy (The Henchwoman)

Harriet (Look Outside)

Aurea Juniper (Pokémon)

Alexstrasza (World of Warcraft)

Tiana (Disney Princesses)

Ragatha (Amazing Digital Circus)

Sadayo Kawakami (Persona)

Tali (Mass Effect)

EVA (Metal Gear)

Jun Kazama (Tekken)

Kora (Monster Hunter)

Recluse (Elden Ring)

Nico Robin (One Piece)

Medusa (Dislyte)

Kassandra (Assassin's Creed)

Vanessa (Invincible)

Big Sister (Bioshock)

The Cool Moms (The Simpsons)

Giant Death Robot (Civilization V)

Toriel (Undertale/Deltarune)

rankings after the cut (watch the mcfuckin' video first)

Rankings:

I know who sent this, and I'm already sending the Graves Siblings to dump Legos all over the floor of their house as we speak for doing this. Now, with that out of the way...

[googles]

Seriously, "Teewee"? THAT'S what it's officially called? What the fuck... well, it's at least a feminine-enough sounding name that I can maybe be able to forcefem them on the 50/50 chance that they're not already a woman.

Rankings:

Camilla Noceda (Owl House)

[REDACTED] (Vampire, The Masquerade: Bloodlines)

Astragalus (Namiverse)

Emerald Entropy (The Henchwoman)

Harriet (Look Outside)

Aurea Juniper (Pokémon)

Alexstrasza (World of Warcraft)

Tiana (Disney Princesses)

Sadayo Kawakami (Persona)

Jun Kazama (Tekken)

Tali (Mass Effect)

EVA (Metal Gear)

Kora (Monster Hunter)

Recluse (Elden Ring)

Nico Robin (One Piece)

Medusa (Dislyte)

Kassandra (Assassin's Creed)

Vanessa (Invincible)

Big Sister (Bioshock)

The Cool Moms (The Simpsons)

Giant Death Robot (Civilization V)

Toriel (Undertale/Deltarune)

Enia (Elden Ring)

[insert EXTREMELY unfunny joke about wanting to play with Kora's "Bombs" here; the joke then becomes funny in hindsight when she misunderstands and gives me one of her actual bombs. It blows up while I'm holding it, and I look at the fourth wall while covered in black soot like the horny dumbass paying for her hubris that I am]

I am probably just going to expand this to include the entirety of Monster Hunter, which puts her in competition with exactly One (1) additional character, whom she narrowly beats out anyway by having a slightly nicer skintone.

Rankings:

Camilla Noceda (Owl House)

[REDACTED] (Vampire, The Masquerade: Bloodlines)

Astragalus (Namiverse)

Emerald Entropy (The Henchwoman)

Harriet (Look Outside)

Aurea Juniper (Pokémon)

Alexstrasza (World of Warcraft)

Tiana (Disney Princesses)

Sadayo Kawakami (Persona)

Jun Kazama (Tekken)

Tali (Mass Effect)

EVA (Metal Gear)*

Kora (Monster Hunter)

Recluse (Elden Ring)*

Nico Robin (One Piece)

Medusa (Dislyte)

Kassandra (Assassin's Creed)

Vanessa (Invincible)

Big Sister (Bioshock)

The Cool Moms (The Simpsons)

Giant Death Robot (Civilization V)

So this is basically what's going to happen to One Piece:

Bigass fucking series, with thousands of episodes spanning decades-- and that's just Season One! --and almost certainly has thousands upon thousands of characters. This should be a NIGHTMARE for NoobLord to sift through, right?

...

Unfortunately, One Piece's design philosophy is rather infamously congealed into a very small handful of concepts, many of which I know for a fact Do Not Appeal To Me; plus, it does have a handful characters the internet is already "Very Normal" about for reasons I can very much understand, one of which is...

[checks my "spam folder"]

Nico Robin.

Rankings:

Camilla Noceda (Owl House)

[REDACTED] (Vampire, The Masquerade: Bloodlines)

Astragalus (Namiverse)

Emerald Entropy (The Henchwoman)

Harriet (Look Outside)

Aurea Juniper (Pokémon)

Alexstrasza (World of Warcraft)

Tiana (Disney Princesses)

Sadayo Kawakami (Persona)

Jun Kazama (Tekken)

Tali (Mass Effect)

Recluse (Elden Ring)

EVA (Metal Gear)

Nico Robin (One Piece)

Medusa (Dislyte)*

Kassandra (Assassin's Creed)

Vanessa (Invincible)

Big Sister (Bioshock)

The Cool Moms (The Simpsons)

Giant Death Robot (Civilization V)

Toriel (Undertale/Deltarune)

Uhhhhh the Giant Death Robot unit in Civ 5 is a woman because I fucking said so.

Rankings:

Camilla Noceda (Owl House)

[REDACTED] (Vampire, The Masquerade: Bloodlines)

Astragalus (Namiverse)

Emerald Entropy (The Henchwoman)

Harriet (Look Outside)

Aurea Juniper (Pokémon)

Alexstrasza (World of Warcraft)

Tiana (Disney Princesses)

Sadayo Kawakami (Persona)

Medusa (Dislyte)

Jun Kazama (Tekken)

Tali (Mass Effect)

Recluse (Elden Ring)

EVA (Metal Gear)

Kassandra (Assassin's Creed)

Vanessa (Invincible)

Big Sister (Bioshock)

The Cool Moms (The Simpsons)

Giant Death Robot (Civilization V)

To the surprise of literally nobody, Sadayo Kawagami.

Rankings:

Camilla Noceda (Owl House)

[REDACTED] (Vampire, The Masquerade: Bloodlines)

Astragalus (Namiverse)

Emerald Entropy (The Henchwoman)

Harriet (Look Outside)

Aurea Juniper (Pokémon)

Alexstrasza (World of Warcraft)

Tiana (Disney Princesses)

Sadayo Kawakami (Persona)

Medusa (Dislyte)

Jun Kazama (Tekken)

Tali (Mass Effect)

Recluse (Elden Ring)

EVA (Metal Gear)

Kassandra (Assassin's Creed)

Vanessa (Invincible)

Big Sister (Bioshock)

The Cool Moms (The Simpsons)

Yeah Tiana is def the Big Cute. Definitely the prettiest of the official Didney Princesses(c)tm.

Rankings:

Camilla Noceda (Owl House)

[REDACTED] (Vampire, The Masquerade: Bloodlines)

Astragalus (Namiverse)

Emerald Entropy (The Henchwoman)

Harriet (Look Outside)

Aurea Juniper (Pokémon)

Alexstrasza (World of Warcraft)

Tiana (Disney Princesses)

Medusa (Dislyte)

Jun Kazama (Tekken)

Tali (Mass Effect)

Recluse (Elden Ring)

EVA (Metal Gear)

Kassandra (Assassin's Creed)

Vanessa (Invincible)

Big Sister (Bioshock)

The Cool Moms (The Simpsons)

I haven't played all of the Namiverse games that I'm interested in yet (still need to start Bad End Theater), so this is potentially subject to change, but unless she ends up being surprisingly unpleasant (or if Tundra somehow ends up being way more endearing than the "Better-Written Renee Graves" I've been hearing her described as), this W is going to Astragalus.

Rankings:

Camilla Noceda (Owl House)

[REDACTED] (Vampire, The Masquerade: Bloodlines)

Astragalus (Namiverse)

Emerald Entropy (The Henchwoman)

Harriet (Look Outside)

Aurea Juniper (Pokémon)

Alexstrasza (World of Warcraft)

Medusa (Dislyte)

Jun Kazama (Tekken)

Tali (Mass Effect)

Recluse (Elden Ring)

EVA (Metal Gear)

Kassandra (Assassin's Creed)

Vanessa (Invincible)

Big Sister (Bioshock)

The Cool Moms (The Simpsons)

You misspelled The Big Sisters from the second game.

C'mon, I've never even played Bioshock 2, and even I know they're absolute freaks in the sheets.

Rankings:

Camilla Noceda (Owl House)

[REDACTED] (Vampire, The Masquerade: Bloodlines)

Emerald Entropy (The Henchwoman)

Harriet (Look Outside)

Aurea Juniper (Pokémon)

Alexstrasza (World of Warcraft)

Medusa (Dislyte)

Jun Kazama (Tekken)

Tali (Mass Effect)

Recluse (Elden Ring)

EVA (Metal Gear)

Kassandra (Assassin's Creed)

Vanessa (Invincible)

Big Sister (Bioshock)

The Cool Moms (The Simpsons)

Making me have to choose between Emerald & Vanessa??? Damn, I knew y'all barely tolerated my dumbass, but I didn’t know it was that bad! 😭😭😭💀💀💀 /lh

That being said, Emerald narrowly comes out on top (giggity) solely by virtue of being slightly more of a power bottom than Vanessa is.

Fuck I forgot to actually post this one; gimme a sec to properly update the rankings accordingly.

Rankings:

Camilla Noceda (Owl House)

[REDACTED] (Vampire, The Masquerade: Bloodlines)

Emerald Entropy (The Henchwoman)

Harriet (Look Outside)

Aurea Juniper (Pokémon)

Alexstrasza (World of Warcraft)

Medusa (Dislyte)*

Jun Kazama (Tekken)

Tali (Mass Effect)

Recluse (Elden Ring)

EVA (Metal Gear)

Kassandra (Assassin's Creed)

Vanessa (Invincible)

The Cool Moms (The Simpsons)

NGL, Same!

Anyways, Alexstrasza. For awhile, it used to be Jaina, but that was a position ripe for the taking once CD helped me figure out that The Alliance was a Nazi Bar (Draenei notwithstanding) and swapped to strictly being a Horde player like a sensible person.

Rankings:

Camilla Noceda (Owl House)

[REDACTED] (Vampire, The Masquerade: Bloodlines)

Harriet (Look Outside)

Medusa (Dislyte)

Aurea Juniper (Pokémon)

Alexstrasza (World of Warcraft)

Jun Kazama (Tekken)

Tali (Mass Effect)

Recluse (Elden Ring)

EVA (Metal Gear)

Kassandra (Assassin's Creed)

Vanessa (Invincible)

The Cool Moms (The Simpsons)

EVA's pretty.

Rankings:

Camilla Noceda (Owl House)

[REDACTED] (Vampire, The Masquerade: Bloodlines)

Harriet (Look Outside)

Medusa (Dislyte)

Aurea Juniper (Pokémon)

Jun Kazama (Tekken)

Tali (Mass Effect)

Recluse (Elden Ring)

EVA (Metal Gear)

Kassandra (Assassin's Creed)

Vanessa (Invincible)

The Cool Moms (The Simpsons)

Also asked by: @tremendouselixirenclave, albeit without the stipulation.

First, I'll answer based off you're stipulation, and go with... *doomscrolls Elden Ring wiki; exasperated sigh* ...I guess Enia? She seems friendly.

Now, for my answer without the stipulation: Recluse.

Rankings:

Camilla Noceda (Owl House)

[REDACTED] (Vampire, The Masquerade: Bloodlines)

Harriet (Look Outside)

Medusa (Dislyte)

Aurea Juniper (Pokémon)

Jun Kazama (Tekken)

Tali (Mass Effect)

Recluse (Elden Ring)

Kassandra (Assassin's Creed)

Vanessa (Invincible)

The Cool Moms (The Simpsons)

Toriel (Undertale/Deltarune)

Jun Kazama lol (Although admittedly a lot of that is thanks to her "UNKNOWN" form)

Rankings:

Camilla Noceda (Owl House)

[REDACTED] (Vampire, The Masquerade: Bloodlines)

Harriet (Look Outside)

Medusa (Dislyte)

Aurea Juniper (Pokémon)

Jun Kazama (Tekken)

Tali (Mass Effect)

Kassandra (Assassin's Creed)

Vanessa (Invincible)

The Cool Moms (The Simpsons)