Once More... Now in Vinyl!

Yeah Tiana is def the Big Cute. Definitely the prettiest of the official Didney Princesses(c)tm.

Rankings:

Camilla Noceda (Owl House)

[REDACTED] (Vampire, The Masquerade: Bloodlines)

Astragalus (Namiverse)

Emerald Entropy (The Henchwoman)

Harriet (Look Outside)

Aurea Juniper (Pokémon)

Alexstrasza (World of Warcraft)

Tiana (Disney Princesses)

Medusa (Dislyte)

Jun Kazama (Tekken)

Tali (Mass Effect)

Recluse (Elden Ring)

EVA (Metal Gear)

Kassandra (Assassin's Creed)

Vanessa (Invincible)

Big Sister (Bioshock)

The Cool Moms (The Simpsons)

I haven't played all of the Namiverse games that I'm interested in yet (still need to start Bad End Theater), so this is potentially subject to change, but unless she ends up being surprisingly unpleasant (or if Tundra somehow ends up being way more endearing than the "Better-Written Renee Graves" I've been hearing her described as), this W is going to Astragalus.

Rankings:

Camilla Noceda (Owl House)

[REDACTED] (Vampire, The Masquerade: Bloodlines)

Astragalus (Namiverse)

Emerald Entropy (The Henchwoman)

Harriet (Look Outside)

Aurea Juniper (Pokémon)

Alexstrasza (World of Warcraft)

Medusa (Dislyte)

Jun Kazama (Tekken)

Tali (Mass Effect)

Recluse (Elden Ring)

EVA (Metal Gear)

Kassandra (Assassin's Creed)

Vanessa (Invincible)

Big Sister (Bioshock)

The Cool Moms (The Simpsons)

You misspelled The Big Sisters from the second game.

C'mon, I've never even played Bioshock 2, and even I know they're absolute freaks in the sheets.

Rankings:

Camilla Noceda (Owl House)

[REDACTED] (Vampire, The Masquerade: Bloodlines)

Emerald Entropy (The Henchwoman)

Harriet (Look Outside)

Aurea Juniper (Pokémon)

Alexstrasza (World of Warcraft)

Medusa (Dislyte)

Jun Kazama (Tekken)

Tali (Mass Effect)

Recluse (Elden Ring)

EVA (Metal Gear)

Kassandra (Assassin's Creed)

Vanessa (Invincible)

Big Sister (Bioshock)

The Cool Moms (The Simpsons)

Making me have to choose between Emerald & Vanessa??? Damn, I knew y'all barely tolerated my dumbass, but I didn’t know it was that bad! 😭😭😭💀💀💀 /lh

That being said, Emerald narrowly comes out on top (giggity) solely by virtue of being slightly more of a power bottom than Vanessa is.

Fuck I forgot to actually post this one; gimme a sec to properly update the rankings accordingly.

Rankings:

Camilla Noceda (Owl House)

[REDACTED] (Vampire, The Masquerade: Bloodlines)

Emerald Entropy (The Henchwoman)

Harriet (Look Outside)

Aurea Juniper (Pokémon)

Alexstrasza (World of Warcraft)

Medusa (Dislyte)*

Alexstrasza (World of Warcraft)

Jun Kazama (Tekken)

Tali (Mass Effect)

Recluse (Elden Ring)

EVA (Metal Gear)

Kassandra (Assassin's Creed)

Vanessa (Invincible)

The Cool Moms (The Simpsons)

NGL, Same!

Anyways, Alexstrasza. For awhile, it used to be Jaina, but that was a position ripe for the taking once CD helped me figure out that The Alliance was a Nazi Bar (Draenei notwithstanding) and swapped to strictly being a Horde player like a sensible person.

Rankings:

Camilla Noceda (Owl House)

[REDACTED] (Vampire, The Masquerade: Bloodlines)

Harriet (Look Outside)

Medusa (Dislyte)

Aurea Juniper (Pokémon)

Alexstrasza (World of Warcraft)

Jun Kazama (Tekken)

Tali (Mass Effect)

Recluse (Elden Ring)

EVA (Metal Gear)

Kassandra (Assassin's Creed)

Vanessa (Invincible)

The Cool Moms (The Simpsons)

EVA's pretty.

Rankings:

Camilla Noceda (Owl House)

[REDACTED] (Vampire, The Masquerade: Bloodlines)

Harriet (Look Outside)

Medusa (Dislyte)

Aurea Juniper (Pokémon)

Jun Kazama (Tekken)

Tali (Mass Effect)

Recluse (Elden Ring)

EVA (Metal Gear)

Kassandra (Assassin's Creed)

Vanessa (Invincible)

The Cool Moms (The Simpsons)

Also asked by: @tremendouselixirenclave, albeit without the stipulation.

First, I'll answer based off you're stipulation, and go with... *doomscrolls Elden Ring wiki; exasperated sigh* ...I guess Enia? She seems friendly.

Now, for my answer without the stipulation: Recluse.

Rankings:

Camilla Noceda (Owl House)

[REDACTED] (Vampire, The Masquerade: Bloodlines)

Harriet (Look Outside)

Medusa (Dislyte)

Aurea Juniper (Pokémon)

Jun Kazama (Tekken)

Tali (Mass Effect)

Recluse (Elden Ring)

Kassandra (Assassin's Creed)

Vanessa (Invincible)

The Cool Moms (The Simpsons)

Toriel (Undertale/Deltarune)

Jun Kazama lol (Although admittedly a lot of that is thanks to her "UNKNOWN" form)

Rankings:

Camilla Noceda (Owl House)

[REDACTED] (Vampire, The Masquerade: Bloodlines)

Harriet (Look Outside)

Medusa (Dislyte)

Aurea Juniper (Pokémon)

Jun Kazama (Tekken)

Tali (Mass Effect)

Kassandra (Assassin's Creed)

Vanessa (Invincible)

The Cool Moms (The Simpsons)

[one wiki walk later...]

I'm gonna do what I probably should've done with VTMB and just pick a character who doesn't require me to get really vulnerable about myself really quickly.

To that end, Vanessa becomes the last MILF standing.

Rankings:

Camilla Noceda (Owl House)

[REDACTED] (Vampire, The Masquerade: Bloodlines)

Harriet (Look Outside)

Medusa (Dislyte)

Aurea Juniper (Pokémon)

Tali (Mass Effect)

Kassandra (Assassin's Creed)

Vanessa (Invincible)

The Cool Moms (The Simpsons)

Pokémon

Also asked by: @autumndasher

Y'know, years ago I wrote a quick-and-dirty kinkfic involving Professor Juniper (with Fennel also being there). AFAIK it's the only fic I wrote in that time period that I still have access to, and tbh? Still kinda hot.

Yeah, I think that solidifies her position as the most attractive character in the series for me. For now, at least; maybe someday I'll write horny shortfics again. We'll see if she's still at the top after that point.

Rankings:

Camilla Noceda (Owl House)

[REDACTED] (Vampire, The Masquerade: Bloodlines)

Harriet (Look Outside)

Medusa (Dislyte)

Professor Aurea Juniper (Pokémon)

Tali (Mass Effect)

Kassandra (Assassin's Creed)

The Cool Moms (The Simpsons)

Assassin's Creed

Luckily for me, there's already a couple of nice NSFW/kink fanart pics that I'd found at some point, so I can just pick from the three characters the fanart is of.

[googles]

Oh okay, one of these is canonically a mom? Yeah we'll go with her, then; Kassandra from Odyssey.

Rankings:

Camilla Noceda (Owl House)

[REDACTED] (Vampire, The Masquerade: Bloodlines)

Harriet (Look Outside)

Medusa (Dislyte)

Tali (Mass Effect)

Kassandra (Assassin's Creed)

The Cool Moms (The Simpsons)

Tell me which of the Simpsons Cast can get it

Fucking .ZIP-Bomb-ass question, but after some careful deliberation, yeah I'd probably enjoy being stuck between these three:

Rankings:

Camilla Noceda (Owl House)

[REDACTED] (Vampire, The Masquerade: Bloodlines)

Harriet (Look Outside)

Medusa (Dislyte)

Tali (Mass Effect)

The Cool Moms (The Simpsons)

Okay so since I haven't played either of the VTMB duology yet, this is gonna require me to do a bit of digging into the wikis to figure out who I'd--

Okay holy fuck she's hot, but the public CANNOT know I fw this kinda thing, so I've personally DM'd you who won.

*immediately rushes to add both VTM: Bloodlines 1 & 2 to my wishlist*

Rankings:

Camilla Noceda (Owl House)

[REDACTED] (Vampire, The Masquerade: Bloodlines)

Harriet (Look Outside)

Medusa (Dislyte)

Tali (Mass Effect)

Deltarune :3

Definitely Toriel, and it’s by an absolute landslide.

Rankings:

Camilla Noceda (Owl House)

Harriet (Look Outside)

Medusa (Dislyte)

Tali (Mass Effect)

Look Outside

This marks the first time that determining the character’s ranking relative to the others was the hard part, as she very much represents the polar opposite philosophy in determining how attractive a character is compared to who she was competing against.

Rankings:

Camilla Noceda (Owl House)

Harriet (Look Outside)

Medusa (Dislyte)