Give him space He can do it

This is what all shampoo ads should be like

Thank you for this

me, alone in my room, every 5 minutes: am i being myself? is this who i really am? who am i performing for?

red hot silly peppers :)

i love housesitting because it’s the opposite of rent…like ur gonna pay me to pet your cat and eat your perishables and shower in your fancy bathroom? ok?????

Feeling tired but not wanting to go to sleep because you don’t want to miss the little time you have at home to relax from work although you are too tired to do anything else is a hopeless feeling.

I feel like this is the realest most exposing moment of the 21st century

they can give Kermit a girlfriend, but then all of a sudden Muppets don’t have sexual orientations…. interesting