Ate moldy chocolate. What’s next for my career?

food poisoning

Please

No

one thing about me is I’m gonna go home

people on twitter talk like they're trying not to get banned on clup panguin

not so gentle reminder that academia belongs to the queer, the weary, the women, the people of color, the poor, the ill just as much as it does the rich, the white, the privileged. if your academia isn't accessible, i don't want it.

vampire who's married to an archaeologist voice: my love, stop trying to carbon date me

Not to offend greek gods or anything but same

good morning to all the long-legged socialists, smooth-skinned marxists, ethereal bisexuals, and pseudo-intellectuals

It’s not sth that happens everyday, a stranger wishing my ethereal bisexual ass good morning

There is NO reason this should be so fucking funny

modern gays loading their dishwasher

tip: don’t diagnose everyone with “you love villains because you want to fix them” like bitch im not coddling no toxic boyfriend. we are a villainous power couple