Sherry Cookies

if i ever have kids instead of being like “it’s a boy” im going to send out highly bewildering cards that say things like “it’s the chosen one” and “it’s probably not a lizard” and “we’re not sure what it is, but it just set the couch on fire, please send help” with a different thing to every person i send one to just to see what people show up at the baby shower with

i love everything about this

When they say “boys will be boys” this is what they mean

Lol XD

This is why I need new homeboys

instagram makeup artist wags her finger condescendingly and then cleaves you in half with one swing of her blade

julius caesar’s assassination was the last time everyone in a group project did their part

LMAO

OOHH!!!

Shit