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i love having English™️ colleagues

he walks in and i greet him and ask how hes doing and he goes 'hmmmnmmnn.... getting along getting along' . its great.

there’s no place on the internet like tumblr

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

i’ve mixed cranberry mikes harder and cucumber lime gatorade into a drink i like to call “the flavor” because like. you drink this shit and your tongue is like “there’s a taste here. you are experiencing a flavor” but when you go to open the door there’s no flavor there. it comes back with an undefined error in the flavor column. it’s the missingno of flavors. it so absolutely and definitely tastes like something and that thing is nothing.

Another may 27th is upon us. Rip william finn the best to ever do it

the lion does not concern herself with papa