Subtle Symbolic Imagery

don’t look at me yet dude i’m still rendering

take this nachos supreme, for it is my body. and take this baja blast, for it is my blood.

“Snape!” he nutted

y'all ever get hit with the realization when you’re in the middle of doing something like, whoa, what the fucking shit this is real life. like this is happening right now. not even when its something crazy i mean when you’re like doing the laundry or some shit

its like you get snapped out of autopilot and suddenly everything becomes physically clearer and louder

Does anyone else remember the story about that poor lesbian who came out to her mother and her mother cried and said “it’s all that damn Keira Knightley’s fault, I knew I shouldn’t have let you watch pride and prejudice as a child” because I’m really feeling that now

Love Norman’s British “Andrew Lincoln Clutterbuck”