Eternal Lines

Do you think people with LED headlights know that everyone hates them? Like…really hates them in an oddly personal way? Do you think they know?

The best moments in writing is when you discover you did something absolutely genius by complete accident.

A miscellaneous world-building detail from ten chapters earlier accidentally saved a character’s life once

“Omg this line is genius and the best reference!” “Thank you I did that entirely on purpose!!” *sweats*

Cute but I woulda lost it 😂

Lmfaooooo the way the bird closed its eyes when he said “you’re beautiful” had me weak.

I would have felt so blessed if was chilling on my arm

*in a thick Chicago accent* “Welcome to Chicago”

buffalo are bigger than you’ve ever even imagined. you’ve never seen anything that big in your life i promise

moose are f*cking huge

I wonder how the pizza place next door feels everytime I stumble in, wearing the same clothes I’ve worn for 3 days, unwashed hair, no makeup, looking dead inside, and ask for a calzone. I bet they’re like “ shit here comes the Calzone Goblin, demanding substance and root beer once more”

Pringle of Scotland S/S12 RTW

pringle of scotland????

roses are red, i’m going to bed

#violets are blue #damn bitch me too