macerated

One of the best posts

i wish ads felt pain when you skipped them

it’s cause you’re always in that damn wallpaper

whoa whoa whoa, are you enjoying yourself right now? rookie mistake. you're supposed to be afraid and angry... yeah no all the time. how else will you prove you care about all the problems?

one must imagine sisyphus locking in

attention this is your captain speaking chag sameach pesach to all celebrating and a reminder do not open the airlock to greet elijah the vulcan rabbinic council ruled that opening the door to the room where the seder is occurring is sufficient elijah can get on a starship just fine himself he just likes to be personally invited in to your seder we dont need another incident like last year thank you

can i be real with you? if tumblr dies theyre putting me back in the block of ice they found me in for another thousand years

not to sound like a christian facebook mom but some of yall need to have grace in your hearts for the people in your lives or the people you pass once on the road and never see again like you literally need to stop assuming the worst of everyone and their intentions it is poisoning your brain. you can be careful and responsible without being a miserable person. it is possible i promise

Yes but also this isn't a Christian only attitude my dude. Chesed is a fundamental mitzvah.

That's very true! It's one of my favourite Jewish values 💙

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits