i love this girl on tiktok who was like ‘no matter how times someone explains it to me i will never understand why we cant just print more money’

there is a small ceramic frog where my brain should be

me: looks up something related to adhd / autism every article ever: observe your child’s behavior. talk to your child about it. you know, your child that you have, because this is a condition children have. everyone knows that autistic people disappear by the time they hit 18 years of age

gotta love the implicit assumption that an autistic person couldn’t possibly be looking up information about themselves too

Me looking in the mirror: I am observing the child’s behavior. 

I tried to send my stressed out girlfriend a supportive message about how smart and talented she is but my idiot fingers only typed “youre snart” before pressing send

on God bitch we gon be alright

idk why but this made me feel a lot better

I fucking love jock villagers in animal crossing they're just like, "what is UP bro your triceps are looking particularly radiant today. Take this DIY card. Love you bro"

I hate having a ‘‘‘‘‘‘bibliography’’’’’’. is it not enough to write 2500 words of my own totally subjective opinions using only the primary source

why the fuck would i check my email, thats where the fucking emails are