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Is the pianist tiny or is the rooster fucking enormous

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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we're not kids anymore.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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For those like me who knew the piece was familiar but couldn't remember the name
Is the pianist tiny or is the rooster fucking enormous

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Being into Dispatch and wanting to be a part of the fandom on here is a double edged sword because I love 90% of the content and the other 10% is me being uncomfortable at the Robert thirst because he looks like an aged up video game version of my son. 🥲
Sonar × reader, suggestive material
Sonar is on his knees in front of you after you teased him relentlessly during a team meeting. Arms hang to his sides but his fingers twitch, just begging to reach out and squeeze your plump thighs and snake their way up to your breasts.
You giggle at his pathetic display as his white eyes narrow and you hear a soft whine come from him. Your hand reaches up as you run your index finger up the front of his throat to his chin, lingering it there at the tip. His eyes are zeroed in on yours, the eye contact and needy expression on his face making your panties start to feel damp. The finger gently nudges his head up a bit more so his throat is completely craned and exposed. This, you knew, was the epitome of trust; a former villain exposing their jugular to you, willing to die for your attention.
Just as the tension was becoming all too much and one if you was about to break and jump on the other, the door to the break room opened, and you saw Golem, Visi, and Mal walking in. You dropped your hand and looked to them, trying to act casual, but the fact that Sonar did nothing but continue to stare at you on his knees with a noticeable tent in his pants didn't show much casualty.
Golem continues walking into the room and just gives a casual glance. "Damn, you got him down bad, (y/n)."
"More like down bat," Visi replies, laughing at her coworker on the ground.
Mal just takes her phone out and starts snapping pictures of her roommate in his sorry state. "Oh, I'm so going to tease you about this later, Victor."
Good things will happen in September
I completely forgot I scheduled this post a year in advance and woke up to see the cat fish of fortune had come in the night to deliver the good news. Auspicious September everybody

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I was reading something about Whitestown, Indiana and my eyes nearly popped out of my head thinking it was one of THOSE comically racist towns. Nice to know, at least the name, wasn’t that.
Racisttown, named after the abolitionist Stopbeing Racist,
That's nothing. Check THIS shit out
WHAT THE HELL
George Washington Hitler and his son Dr. Gay Hitler,
This post has been getting notes for like 4 times longer than the shitty job that I was thinking about whitestown for

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reblog if you're an actual person IRL who gets genuinely upset if you catch someone using ChatGPT and view it as a serious moral failing
people are clowning on this guy on reddit but uhhh let's pause for a minute and ask...so what happens if someone has a skin condition? what if part of their face has been burned? what if they're missing their eyes? and so what if they just have a fuckton of tattoos? recognition algorithms are aligned with the most ""average"" / ""normal"" features which means any deviation gets denied access to shit we didnt need age verification for 1 year ago. i dont care if it's a choice versus not, dont care if it's accessing porn or wikipedia, this needs to stop
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Religious extremists dont find god. They find racism and misogyny.

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Golfing in a diaper.
Republican politicians enjoy a media double standard.
Biden golfing every day in a diaper as the market imploded as a result of his disastrous policies would be covered differently.
when i say i like hiking, i don’t mean “eight mile backpacking trip with special gear and an emergency beacon” sort of hiking, i mean a three mile loop to go look at pretty things and then a huge brunch after.
this is in no way a slam on hardcore hiking, it’s very fun, but i mostly just need to lower people’s expectations when i say hiking is a hobby of mine
"No no, that's ranger hiking. I like hobbit hiking."
#you gotta be more specific man#Hobbits are specifically famous for two Really Long Walks
Long Walks Georgs were outliers adn should not have been counted