if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you

see this never happens in spider solitaire for windows

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

this is my favorite post ever.

Holy shit, it’s the original!

I’m crying because every time I see those words I remember when Aiden killed us with that huge ass color of the sky post and we all just rolled around in pain while frantically scrolling

:)

To be fair @dat-pan-dwarf i was trying to find that long post but found this instead

Why would you willingly do that what

*distant gremlin cackles*

youve done it! youve boiled being in your early twenties down to its bare essentials!

Huh

It was just like that in the early 00s

hampster

how long until hampster is just hr

I’m sorry

People seem to have forgotten the expression that “a few bad apples” comes from. It’s “a few bad apples spoil the barrel.”

i feel targeted

Oh god it’s me

Don’t worry about it is me 🙃