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“college is absolutely nothing like this” “why are we writing four people on the team scoring a hat trick in one game” “so tech work is nothing like this, hope that helps!”

meanwhile AO3: so everything is free in our house. read whatever you want offline. also no ads. no capitalism. no censorship. be as wild as you want with your fics. also we have tagging systems so you can search or avoid any specific tags, pairings, relationships or characters. whatever you want.

tsundere gf: teasing bf:

Boruto: When you become hokage, I swear I'll be your right hand man and look out for you! *Sarada feigns a small laugh, looking away embarrassed* Sarada: Are you saying that I can't protect myself? Boruto: Wha-!? No! *awkwardly scratches back of neck* I just mean that I wanna be like your dad! I'll protect you for the rest of my life! (He doesn't realize how important that goal is to him until after saying it.) Sarada: *Tries to hide blush* But...you'll probably have a wife by that point, shouldn't you protect her? *Boruto's eyes widen, and he frowns* Boruto: Oh. Haha, yeah maybe. (He doesn't tell her that she's all he can picture at the thought of having a wife.)