Confessions of an Introvert

I hope alicent has accepted by now that she is just objectively bad at raising sons

Not sure how Corlys was able to get his ship over the teeth considering the absolute mass of his balls.

well, ser lorent it looks like you can say goodbye to your head next episode.

Everyone’s all “my poor sweet boy Jace” meanwhile VERMAX BEING DRAGGED SCREAMING INTO THE SEA HAS SCARRED ME FOR LIFE

another eight weeks of me making excuses for incestuous war criminal failsons and male primogeniture and catholic trauma and a mother of four hoarding all the hair oil in westeros...

apologies to anyone who has ever followed me for anything. i will not be shutting up about dragon freaks for the next 2 months.

not to defend aemond but if I was born into the incest family and my mother started acting like that with me I would get the wrong idea too

How dare you confine the queen from seeing her abusive situationship this is unacceptable

Sheepstealer is the sickest fucking dragon I have ever seen

being so fr the alimond kiss wasn’t that bad. you guys were acting like it was going to be full tongue and i am once again reminding you all daemon fucked a vision of his mother last season and it caused less controversy lmao

alicent trying to gaslight gatekeep girlboss her least favorite son to his death and him immediately taking it as an opening to make out

the short gap between vermax’s death and those arrows must have been the worst minute of jace’s life. he lost his revered symbol of legitimacy and had to imagine a life as a dragonless targaryen prince. his final, self-loathing thoughts must have been the most bastardphobic thinking ever conceived of in all of westerosi history

can’t believe we got an aemond alicent kiss but never a jace baela kiss before he became a pincushion 💔