Bastard Man Extraordinaire

Found the worst dresses at the store today, lads.

I want this in my real life house

im going to throw a party and stay in the attic and only talk to guests through this

this is everything i could ever want

Mary boarded their ship and joined their crew, posing as a man. Bonny had done the same to Mary, until she’d fallen in love with her and revealed she was a woman (what she’d possibly already known as it wasnt much of a secret). Mary in her turn revealed she was a woman as well, and their affair started. Jack became jealous of the idea that Anne was with another man away from him, so Mary was revealed to Jack as well, and the three of them entered a poly relationship and lead the crew together.

*dry food crunches* Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”

I don’t even play this but this is the funniest thing I’ve seen since opening Twitter 10 minutes ago

Steven: I mean I guess???

……..sO I MADE A SMALL MONTAGE OF DIPPER’S SCREAMS AND OTHER NOISES 

(I made this wayyyyy back before roadside attraction but since the series is almost over I figured I’d finally post it)

pull the trigger, children

little twins

on screen: a gnome barfing rainbows

tried something new i guess ?

hap birthday/almost-birthday my 2 favorite episodes

Have a picture of Grunkle Stan lifting the twins on your dash :)