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#SHEDIVA. independent, selective rp for my interpretation of pigatha ann lee, as known as miss piggy, made famous by the muppets. sideblog to cur4tor. puppeted by ash. icon border by creationcolors.

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#pinned.

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sometimes it felt like he was doing the talking but no one was doing the listening. kermit didn't mind so much he just worried that piggy didn't know the extent of his feelings for her. he shrugged his shoulders at her first question. even the most skilled conversationalist would have to dmit that it was difficult to get a word in edgewise when miss piggy was around. " i'll remember that for next time. " he said, hoping that would be enough to appease her. kermit set up his guitar, before looking up at her. " it's meant to be a duet - think you'd have it in you to sing it with me ? "

shediva

one day maybe she’ll learn enough self awareness to apologize. kermit deserved more than one sorry, after all the times she’d snapped at him without much cause. and it wasn’t as if she didn’t feel bad; he deserved a lot more than a woman screaming at him for the misuse, or misunderstanding, of words. today, unfortunately, was not that day, but piggy did uncross her arms, opening back up to him, eyes lighting up at the mention of a duet. ‘with moi? oh, kermie . . . i love singing with you,’ she giggled a bit before leaning back on her freshly manicured hands. ‘i am ready when you are, lover boy,’

#she's in love #and has a personality disorder #♡ kerm1ts.

meet the muppets on 'the muppet show', with special guest star . . . @kerm1ts.

#i take no credit for any fcs that's ALWAYS kaeli's handy work #but look at them... they're SO SPECIAL #♡ kerm1ts.#the muppets.

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#aes.

with pigatha in pink and hellboy all red, they might as well be the next sponsors for some sort of valentine's day event. the woman was slowly looking over the half demon, eyes lingering on giant biceps when one perfectly manicured eyebrow quirked up. ‘haven’t i seen you on the news before?' she finally asked after a moment, voice harsh in its tone. ‘yeah, i'm pretty sure i remember you causing a bunch of trouble somewhere around here. is that your usual m.o., red boy?' @stonehanded.

#stonehanded #it'd be funny if she was like immortal / reincarnated eros / cupid lmao

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‘have you, by chance, had any work done?’ thoughtful eyes glanced over the woman with the dark hair, lashes fluttering a bit as one hand lifted to press a pondering finger to her full and blush covered cheek. ‘i only ask because i’m so impressed by your bone structure - i, of course, don't need work done, myself, but i have a few friends who could use a good surgeon, if you have their information,' @mindstitch.

#hard to believe but i promise she means it as a compliment lmao

starter call. like this post and i'll write you 1 - 3 paragraphs.

#starter call.

kerm1ts

hands were already sweaty. kermit takes a sheepish look down at his guitar before looking back up. she is staring down and him and he is - speechless. "no - no - let me explain." he fumbled, "the words came out wrong - you understand?" but the words continue to jumble. he closes his eyes for a brief moment, taking a long deep breath. all kermit needed to do was compose himself. it is when the pout fixes into place that his nerves begin to settle. "piggy," he pleads, "you know i would write you a million songs. you're a source of so much of my artistry - you have to know that, right?"

shediva

well, of course she knows that. it'd be impossible for her not to. not only does she understand she deserves songs written for her, kermit has also proven, time and time again, that he loved her. that she was his muse. often she felt bad for how escalated her emotions took her before she could rationally think about what he could have meant. and yes, she was almost fully the source of their misunderstandings. but she was also too proud to admit that. ‘well, why didn’t you say that in the first place?' piggy replied after a moment, chin still slightly in the air, though her pout had softened, as it usually did for him. ‘okay, you can play me a song. one song. and it better be a good one,’

#♡ kerm1ts.

kermit james greene: i'll play guitar at you.

'at me . . . at me??' nose upturned in a familiar way, the blonde placing her hands sternly on her hips, staring down at kermit with eyes of shimmering rhinestones. 'have you ever heard of romance, frog? i want to be serenaded, not played at!' eyes rolled nearly to the back of her head, arms moving up to cross over her chest. defiance and offense both washed over her, a pout settling soundly on painted lips. 'do you not think moi deserves a song dedicated to her? i'm wounded. i've never felt so cast off in my life . . . ' @kerm1ts.

#i'm being so fucking xtra rn but #she . . .#and they!#♡ kerm1ts.#main.

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#musings.

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BARBIE (2023) PROMPTS * assorted dialogue from the film, adjust as necessary

i'm definitely not thinking about death anymore!

i've never seen this kind of malfunction.

am i being too technical?

if you ask me, you're responsible for this, too.

to be honest, when i found out the patriarchy wasn't just about horses, i lost interest.

i just gave you a choice so you could feel like you're in control!

how will i get back?

this happened once before.

i just don't want to leave!

you'll be such a hero to them!

i feel appreciated but not ogled.

i hate it when people think. i'm so bored.

the faster i figure this out, the faster we get home.

i'm not pretty anymore!

humans have only one ending. ideas live forever.

you're so beautiful.

how come you're so amazing!

i worked very hard, so... i deserve it!

you're the voice of a generation.

this makes me emotional, and i'm expressing it.

i got us both ice creams!

i think you have that the wrong way around.

how much of that did you see?

let's get you up on your feet.

you should heal up in no time.

this night is just perfect!

please call my mother.

i thought i might stay over tonight.

does the label "long-term long-distance low-commitment casual girlfriend" mean nothing to her?

i'm great at doing stuff.

it is literally impossible to be a woman.

we always have to be extraordinary, but somehow we're always doing it wrong.

never forget that the system is rigged.

find a way to acknowledge that, but also always be grateful.

it's too hard!

i'm just so tired of watching myself and every single other woman tie herself in knots so that people will like us.

i was arrested for tax evasion.

i smell like basement.

what are you doing here?

did you bring your rollerblades?

i literally go nowhere without them!

do you guys ever think about dying?

i'll play the guitar at you.

yeah, i'm... confused about that.

it's like i've been in a dream where i was really invested in the zack snyder cut of "justice league."

can i talk to a doctor?

i need a clicky pen.

somebody get security.

i've never seen the godfather.

every night is a boy's night.

i just don't know who i am without you.

i only exist within the warmth of your gaze.

i'm just a little blond guy who can't do flips.

you guys aren't doing patriarchy very well.

men hate women and women hate women. it's the one thing we can all agree on.

you don't have your license.

you can be brainwashed, or you can be ugly. there's nothing in between.

she's not dying, she's just having an existential crisis.

i'm sensing some kind of ententre here... and it appears to be double.

who am i to burst their bubble?

you use your imagination!

you can ask me any question you want.

aliexpress

THE MUPPET SHOW (2026)

#musings.

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