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#KERM1TS independent, selective, blog for mister kermit james greene aka KERMIT THE FROG from THE MUPPETS. puppeted by KAELI. they/she. 21+. sideblog to te1ekinetics. graphics by @cur4tor.
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ALEX WOLFF & ASA BUTTERFIELD The House of Tomorrow | 2017
THE MUPPETS AT WALT DISNEY WORLD (1990)
02. in the same way that frogs always have a little layer of slime on them, as does kermit have a layer of sweat. he runs anxious and this is often manifests itself in sweaty palms, running hot, and the like.
meet the muppets on 'the muppet show', with special guest star . . . @kerm1ts.

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well, of course she knows that. it'd be impossible for her not to. not only does she understand she deserves songs written for her, kermit has also proven, time and time again, that he loved her. that she was his muse. often she felt bad for how escalated her emotions took her before she could rationally think about what he could have meant. and yes, she was almost fully the source of their misunderstandings. but she was also too proud to admit that. ‘well, why didn’t you say that in the first place?' piggy replied after a moment, chin still slightly in the air, though her pout had softened, as it usually did for him. ‘okay, you can play me a song. one song. and it better be a good one,’
sometimes it felt like he was doing the talking but no one was doing the listening. kermit didn't mind so much he just worried that piggy didn't know the extent of his feelings for her. he shrugged his shoulders at her first question. even the most skilled conversationalist would have to dmit that it was difficult to get a word in edgewise when miss piggy was around. " i'll remember that for next time. " he said, hoping that would be enough to appease her. kermit set up his guitar, before looking up at her. " it's meant to be a duet - think you'd have it in you to sing it with me ? "
01. in addition to the youtube channel he runs with piggy, kermit tends to keep a variety of jobs. he is used to things going sideways and likes to be prepared for when they do. he hosts a trivia night every other week, a late night open mic night on fridays, and is part-time at their local radio station. despite all of his "hosting" jobs you could not pay him to host a podcast.
kermit tilted his head. his jaw moves hesitantly to chew the bubblegum he had been given. the wooden puppet seemed to be confident about the mixture but it made him uneasy. a wild night to kermit was an extra cup of coco by the fire. it felt almost disrespectful not to try it though. he could feel the sweat begin to form at the nape of his neck. “ i'm not so sure about this. ” the brown liquid seemed to smell even stronger in this moment. he striaghtened himself up before raising the glass in the air. “ to bubbglegum and whiskey ! ”
PINOCCHIO / @alldimension
gerard had never taken to being a frog. when the situation arose kermit knew that it was only a matter of time before the complaining began. while he nodded along to the lamenting about missed fencing lessons, kermit was missing the steady keys of his pianos. the thrumming of the music beneath his fingertips. he looked down at his fingers, now webbed, and frowned. he was empathetic to his brother's plight - and yet - he was also in the same predicament. kermit understood it might be difficult to live a life of comfort and to be thrown into the cold of the pond. and out of the seven of them gerard was the most likely to struggle adapting. while kermit missed some of aspects of their daily life he mostly found himself relieved.
it was true that his brothers had leisure time at their disposal, but that wasn't the case for kermit. his days filled with meeting agendas about budgets, laws, and deficits. of collars that were tall and back the back of his neck itch. in the rare occasion he had a moment to himself he was so exhausted that he wasn't present enough to enjoy it. but here, now? there were no meetings he was going to be late to, or budgets to balance. the stakes of their safety had risen but outside the occasional pursuit, it was quite serene.
“ take a deep breath. ” he instructed. closing his eyes underneath the warmth of the midday sun, exhlaing as deep as his lungs allowed. “ we might be in a pickle now but we'll get out of it. there's always a way forward, we just have to find it together. ”
GERARD / @alldimension

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kermit james greene: i'll play guitar at you.
'at me . . . at me??' nose upturned in a familiar way, the blonde placing her hands sternly on her hips, staring down at kermit with eyes of shimmering rhinestones. 'have you ever heard of romance, frog? i want to be serenaded, not played at!' eyes rolled nearly to the back of her head, arms moving up to cross over her chest. defiance and offense both washed over her, a pout settling soundly on painted lips. 'do you not think moi deserves a song dedicated to her? i'm wounded. i've never felt so cast off in my life . . . ' @kerm1ts.
hands were already sweaty. kermit takes a sheepish look down at his guitar before looking back up. she is staring down and him and he is - speechless. " no - no - let me explain. " he fumbled, " the words came out wrong - you understand ? " but the words continue to jumble. he closes his eyes for a brief moment, taking a long deep breath. all kermit needed to do was compose himself. it is when the pout fixes into place that his nerves begin to settle. " piggy, " he pleads, " you know i would write you a million songs. you're a source of so much of my artistry - you have to know that, right ? "
( * & . — HOZIER LYRIC STARTERS .
* taken from his most recent songs !
‘ i couldn’t utter my love when it counted . ’
‘ i couldn’t whisper when you needed it shouted . ’
‘ remember me , love , when i’m reborn . ’
‘ when i met you , my virtues uncounted . ’
‘ all of my goodness is going with you now . ’
‘ i was housed by your warmth , but i was transformed by your grounded and giving and darkening scorn . ’
‘ when i first saw you the end was soon . ’
‘ give your heart and soul to charity . ’
‘ the rest of you , the best of you , honey , belongs to me . ’
‘ ain’t it a gentle sound , the rolling in the graves ? ’
‘ ain’t you my baby ? ’
‘ nothing fucks with my baby . ’
‘ the same kind of music haunts her bedroom . ’
‘ i’m almost me again , she’s almost you . ’
‘ i wouldn’t know where to start . ’
‘ be still my foolish heart , don’t ruin this on me . ’
‘ do i owe each kiss to lip and cheek as soft ? ’
‘ i’ve got some color back , she thinks so too . ’
‘ i laugh like me again , she laughs like you . ’
‘ is everything alright ? ’
‘ i still watch you when you’re groovin’ . ’
‘ when you move , i’m moved . ’
‘ you are a call to motion . ’
‘ all of you a verb in perfect view . ’
‘ i could never define all that you are to me . ’
‘ move me , baby . ’
‘ when you move i can recall something that’s gone from me . ’
‘ when you move , honey , i’m put in awe of something so flawed and free . ’
‘ all the fear and the fire at the end of the world happens each time a boy falls in love with a girl . ’
‘ i’m in love with you . ’
‘ that love soon might end and be knowing in its aching , it’s shown in the shaking . ’
‘ be still , my incredible friend . ’
‘ you are unbreaking though quaking , though crazy . ’
‘ when the meaning is gone , there is clarity . ’
‘ be thankful some know it lovingly . ’
Alex Wolff as Peter Graham Hereditary (2018) dir. Ari Aster
THE MUPPETS' WIZARD OF OZ (2005)

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