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Drunk unethical Love Spells

as always, I am coming up with these for shits and giggles and you should actually try none of these

• coat your tongue in honey before kissing your lover (do you really need the love spell?)

• spell their name on a bay leaf in red or pink candle wax and bury it in fresh dirt

• burn dried red rose petals surrounded by pink candles while chanting their name naked (this is just all cliches in one but it might work who knows)

• force them to watch anything with Bette Midler in it (this is 100% serious for sure and if they don’t fall in love with you and Bette Midler immediately all hope is lost and the universe is telling you they’re the wrong person)

• light a red candle with their name engraved on it outside in a thunder storm

• mix them a drink with whiskey and cinnamon enchant it by letting rose quartz soak in it (make sure it’s the kind of stone you can do that with) while setting it over a piece of paper with your name. Pour it over ice after a while and serve

June 1897 Rilke and Andreas-Salomé: a love story in letters (1897-1926)