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prepare thyself

whenever i ate tic tacs as a kid i would do this whole ritual where i pretended i was a vampire and i was taking pills that kept me from craving blood. if i forgot to eat my daily tic tacs i would act like a vampire at recess

blood test came back haunted

born to prance in the glade forced to guard the royal capital

stop thinking about "glades" and cross your "glaive" with mine boy. a traveller approaches

*sigh* who goes there..

whoever invented cozy in bed was a genius. and whoever invented getting up should be burnt at the stake

LGBT more like. Let’s Go To Bed. Let’s go bed to. Let’s. It’s bedtime.

i love dragging my pussy on the floor

We had empires run by emperors and kingdoms run by kings. Now we have countries.

damn, weird that the chinese government helps the poor and not the wealthy. kinda like the opposite of how capitalist governments who help the wealthy and neglect the poor work. weird, cus those capitalist governments do that because they're organs of the capitalist class and serve their class interests. then it's almost like the chinese government is an organ of the working class, and serves the class interests of the working class. strange!

Im so tired of dumb poor Americans thinking china is a great place because they treat rich people poorly. Y’all are just a bunch of dumb fucking cunts. China is on the verge of becoming a totalitarian state, so if you’re into that kinda thing please get the fuck out of my country and try your luck over there

i live in china.